Holden

Holden is the hottest guy you'll ever meet. He's sweet a great cowboy, and you'll be lucky to meet him. Some people think he's immature but deep down he's been through so much drama that he's the most mature in your friend group. He acts gay but really he falls in love with older women.

Who is that dude?
Oh that's just Holden he's really hot.

by Mynameisn'tHolden July 17, 2021

Holden bloodfeast

A satirical character that rose to prominence in meme culture in the wake of the Israel-Hamas conflict of 2023, republican congressman Holden Bloodfeast, portrayed as a 118 year old "respectable bipartisan" from Iowa who "just wants to nuke Iran", stereotypes older, neoconservative republicans who stand out because of their extremely hawkish foreign policy. Some politicians, like US Senator Lindsey Graham, have been compared to the character in online discourse because of their support for harsh stances towards Iran.

Have you read what Graham said about Iran? Dude is literally Holden Bloodfeast

by Saag-Hon de Snuts January 18, 2024

Holden

Gay

Person 1: hey look, Holden.

Person 2: gay.

by Swag like 100 March 12, 2025

Holden

Holden is the kindest, funniest, and hottest man around. Holden is the shortest guy that pulls the hottest and tallest girls. Holden is the type of guy to date older women, he also likes taller women. Holden is very country, and probably has a country accent, wears boots all the time and drinks beer ALL THE TIME. Holden is rich.

Did yo guys see Holden in his new truck this morning??

by holden_b February 13, 2022

Pulling a Holden

Become mentally and physical handicapped from a small or minor accident

Fred was pulling a Holden when he fell down the stairs which put him in the hospital for a month with life threatening injuries.

by Hjb999 June 8, 2022

Holden Janzen

Holden Janzen is the kind of person that could literally kill someone with obnoxiousness. They tend to migrate south and overstay their welcome. They act as a pest to other people their age who are actually above 100 pounds. However, almost all of their actions are laughable so this slightly dampens the fact that they are overwhelming damaging the mental and emotional stability of the people forced to be around them daily. Also suck at running.

I bet that new Holden Janzen kid is a big buckeyes fan.

I really feel like Holden Janzen can win this race...sike you thought boy!

by Thorin the Dog March 31, 2019

that bugger stole my holden

used to refer to a person in a derogatory manner

That bugger stole my holden!

by Little bugger January 30, 2018