Leadoff hitter

“It can be a few things but in guys terminology when referring to women. Lead off hitter means the best like first choice.”

She collaged 42 screenshots?
That’s a real leadoff hitter thing to do.

by leadoffhitter42 August 4, 2024

couch hitter

Usally a guy who uses the couch to fuck the girls.

Sky- Wow you are an amazing couch hitter. Tim- Awe thanks thot

by ERA Kendry December 3, 2016

glitter hitter

When a girl named Lainey plays softball and wears pink

Lainey is on the Glitter Hitters

by Zuck23 June 16, 2024

Front hitters

Another word to use for a female’s breasts. This is a good substitute and slightly classier than tits, jugs, boobies, or bitties.

Guy 1: Dude did see the girl they hired?

Guy 2: No?

Guy 1: Yeah some white chick with no ass but some great front hitters. I hope she comes by and talk to us.

Guy 2: No girls ever talk to me, I think it’s how I carry myself

by DD Alwhiney November 3, 2019

Milky Hitter

A person who fills their bong up with a musky mixture of breast milk and their own semen. The Milky Hitter then proceeds to smoke marijuana out of it, only clearing the hit once the smoke matches the milky whiteness of the bodily fluids within.

“My friend john is what we call a milky hitter, he fills his bong with his wife’s breast milk and busts a wicked load inside of the bong as well. I don’t know how he smokes out of it like that, it’s absurd”

by Appalachian Train Master March 20, 2024

bong hitter

A person who is always found smoking marijuana using a bong

-What is Jaylen doing?
-He is smoking weed,dude is no more than a bong hitter

by luckyjerk June 4, 2016

pinch-hitter

A temporary "replacement:" boxer who does indeed "fill in" at a match for a temporarily-absent pugilist, but who also gives his opponent painful "finger-and-thumb hickeys" during said competition.

One should make an extra effort to defeat his boxing-opponent early on in the game if he turns out to be a pinch-hitter.

by QuacksO December 12, 2019