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Street Floater

When you live in a neighborhood where parking is woefully inadequate, you are often loathe to leave a spot, especially if it is close enough to your house to keep you from having to walk forever to get back. Leaving is a challenge, because it is no guarantee that the space or ANY will be there when you return. A Street Floater is leaving a space for a certain stretch of time, and returning to the same spot. The floating aspect, is essentially the parking space you left, it is floating in existence until your return to claim it. Note, it isn't a street floater if someone saves the space for you, leaves the space as you return, or if you block the space in any way shape or form to preserve it for later. These actions, while prudent, are not keeping in the spirit of the street floater.
I drove down to taco bell because it was late and I was starving, and when I got home I busted a MAAAAAAAAAD Street floater. the same spot was all clear when I got back.

Or,

I thought I found a street floater but it turned out to be a Spot Tease. That damn neighbor parked in between two spots again.
by Lladnek November 23, 2010
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Pie Floater

Getting your pooper eaten simultaneously with receiving a hand job
Yo dude u know that chick I matched with on tinder? she gave me a pie floater last night
by nayfo7 May 12, 2020
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pinky floater

a sexual act that involves a pinky finger being inserted at a high velocity into the anal cavity.
Holy shit did you see jim hit me with the pinky floater?”
Oh my god yes it was so sexy!”
by ©j November 7, 2022
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Floater

Floater- the terd that won’t go down after being repeatedly flushed. Usually round.
I flushed the toilet three time and gave up leaving a floater in the toilet.
by Southern gal61 June 24, 2019
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floater

i don’t have no grabba roll a floater
by 47543;) June 26, 2022
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Pork Floater

At a barbque you're offered a sample of someone else's hip microbrew beer and you leave behind a bit of your bbq meat in their drink. Unexpected meaty backwash. Or any case of leaving some pre-chewed bits of food in someone else's beverage after sampling.
"You gotta try this one."

"Wait a sec, let me finish this, don't want to leave you a pork floater."
by yolohipster81 August 19, 2013
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