floater

A turd that won't flush.

'Bill, you left a floater in there! You could at least have put some paper on top!'
'I flushed it twice. It must be a king among floaters!'

by DippiusDappus July 30, 2020

The Floaters

The Floaters: A highly sought after band consisting of Alex Sanders, Hannah Wolf, and Mari Chew. The group performs around the Bay Area playing indie music that is fuaya as fwuck.

Wow man! Did you see The Floaters play last weekend? Shit was so tight!!!

by djdjsn August 21, 2024

Floater

Floater- the terd that won’t go down after being repeatedly flushed. Usually round.

I flushed the toilet three time and gave up leaving a floater in the toilet.

by Southern gal61 June 24, 2019

Floater

When a right jammy cunt gets three flushes in three hands by typing rosebud;!;!;!;!;!

James Is a fuckin' floater

by PDizzler159 January 15, 2021

Pie Floater

Getting your pooper eaten simultaneously with receiving a hand job

Yo dude u know that chick I matched with on tinder? she gave me a pie floater last night

by nayfo7 May 12, 2020

floater

rolling spliff no grabba

i don’t have no grabba roll a floater

by 47543;) June 26, 2022

Floater

Someone who can be described as omega. He let's others dominate him and enjoys being submissive. Typically an ass guy.

Person 1: Man, Mr. Omega is a real floater.
Person 2: Ikr, he let's his wife beat him.

by ilovefloaters666 April 27, 2022