filip

a FUCKING IDIOT

"ur so filip

by ihatefilip May 28, 2025

Filip

Very smart and sexy and hansome and has a big penis and is the best at doing the sex with Anna.

“Wow Filip you are very good at the sex”
“Thanks Anna, where is your clitoris again?”

by Filipus Marcus November 22, 2021

Filip

Ivan's ugly gay friend.

Girl 1: Who is that ugly midget next to Ivan ?
Girl 2 : Oh, it's Filip.

by hubabubatruba November 21, 2021

Filip

A short polish kid, probably 14 but looks 7, has a rich ass privileged home and lives with his mom and dog, prolly named after a god of smt stupid. He is good at football, but packs a devastating 4" tickler, probably has a stupid younger brother. Definitely got put into lower level Irish, but claims it's I'm his plan bc he's gonna do some foreign shit for leaving cert (he's not, he's just cooked)

Hey! That Filip is packing a 4" pinch!

hey yeah! he must be a foreigner‼️

by Mr Funny buisness March 20, 2024

Filip

Bad at csgo, Has 1 girlfriend currently that is probably holding Filip hostage. Also has an ENORMOUS PENIS.

Max: Is that Filip being held gunpoint by his girlfriend?

Gurra: Yes

by Gampis July 5, 2021