patagonian express

noun;
to be zipped up in a stray-jacket and be bum fucked by a transgender while they state facts about geographical sciences and mountainous terrain.

The man comes lurking out of the shadows, his eyes had seen too much, I took one look at the state he was in, it became more than obvious he had been patagonian express'd, his words slurred "there are 8 different climbing routes on Mt. Everest".

by rule14niggadog June 29, 2019

Tragical Express

Disney's Magical Express Bus, except you're on your way back to the airport from Disney World.

Aw man! Our Disney vacation has ended! I guess we better hop aboard the Tragical Express. Back home we go. :(

by LanceK22820 June 8, 2019

Express christmas

when you can't have Christmas for the rest of the year so you have it beforehand so that you can still have Christmas

You: oh no we're going on holiday on the 20th we won't have Christmas this year

Me: we can have an express Christmas were you have Christmas early

You that's a great idea you get the tree and the ornaments and ill get the presents

by Notsotechy July 25, 2020

Pubic Express

When you sneak a tiny pubic hair into a letter and post it to a person you (don't) like.

Damn, a pubic express from Nils arrived today.

by Farcy McFarc September 18, 2016

Chevrolet Express

he is the brother of the GMC Savana, and the Chevrolet Astro / GMC Safari twins. and is the Ford E150's brother-in-law!! He is also the oldest sibling out of all of them!!

Chevrolet Express is good buddies with Ford E150

by sillygoose42069 July 25, 2021

Turkey Express

A sexual act involving a man squatting over his mate while taking a shit on their chest and at the same time ejaculating on their mate's chest.

"Dude. I heard Davey gave Alice a Turkey Express last night."

by sbcharree February 25, 2009

shoelace express

a metaphorical railroad that you would 'board' to let your friends know that you're walking.

"All aboard the shoelace express!"

Danny: Are you taking your car?
Sarah: No, battery's dead. Looks like it's the shoelace express for me.

by swheatlady February 15, 2009