when you can't have Christmas for the rest of the year so you have it beforehand so that you can still have Christmas
You: oh no we're going on holiday on the 20th we won't have Christmas this year
Me: we can have an express Christmas were you have Christmas early
You that's a great idea you get the tree and the ornaments and ill get the presents
Me: we can have an express Christmas were you have Christmas early
You that's a great idea you get the tree and the ornaments and ill get the presents
by Notsotechy July 25, 2020
Get the Express christmasmug. by J-hovercraft1990 June 24, 2019
Get the Cumquat Expressmug. A sexual act involving a man squatting over his mate while taking a shit on their chest and at the same time ejaculating on their mate's chest.
by sbcharree February 25, 2009
Get the Turkey Expressmug. noun;
to be zipped up in a stray-jacket and be bum fucked by a transgender while they state facts about geographical sciences and mountainous terrain.
to be zipped up in a stray-jacket and be bum fucked by a transgender while they state facts about geographical sciences and mountainous terrain.
The man comes lurking out of the shadows, his eyes had seen too much, I took one look at the state he was in, it became more than obvious he had been patagonian express'd, his words slurred "there are 8 different climbing routes on Mt. Everest".
by rule14niggadog June 29, 2019
Get the patagonian expressmug. by Farcy McFarc September 18, 2016
Get the Pubic Expressmug. he is the brother of the GMC Savana, and the Chevrolet Astro / GMC Safari twins. and is the Ford E150's brother-in-law!! He is also the oldest sibling out of all of them!!
by sillygoose42069 July 25, 2021
Get the Chevrolet Expressmug. "All aboard the shoelace express!"
Danny: Are you taking your car?
Sarah: No, battery's dead. Looks like it's the shoelace express for me.
Danny: Are you taking your car?
Sarah: No, battery's dead. Looks like it's the shoelace express for me.
by swheatlady February 15, 2009
Get the shoelace expressmug.