Alabama express

A joke going too far resulting in a sweaty orgy in the back of an old Suburban.

Last thing I remember we were joking about sausages and then I'm suddenly on the Alabama express

by WeberStir May 4, 2018

Tragical Express

Disney's Magical Express Bus, except you're on your way back to the airport from Disney World.

Aw man! Our Disney vacation has ended! I guess we better hop aboard the Tragical Express. Back home we go. :(

by LanceK22820 June 8, 2019

Subway Express

When two people lay in bed togeather, and they turn butt to butt and their butts touch and one of the two farts.

OMG Becky, did you just subway express me? That is so gross.

by Jade prince July 12, 2017

Reesh Express

A journey to a far away depressing location in a blue car on Friday while the man is 1/2 a PINGA deep.

hey bruu you want to catch the reesh express bruu?

hey the reesh express is late

by the expozer June 3, 2021

Oakley Express

An individual proceeds to perform two hand-jobs whilst receiving a penis in both the mouth and the ass

Hey did you hear that weird bloke from school gives out an Oakley Express every Tuesday behind Woolies

by MeMe___LoRd73 December 16, 2017

Express christmas

when you can't have Christmas for the rest of the year so you have it beforehand so that you can still have Christmas

You: oh no we're going on holiday on the 20th we won't have Christmas this year

Me: we can have an express Christmas were you have Christmas early

You that's a great idea you get the tree and the ornaments and ill get the presents

by Notsotechy July 25, 2020

shoelace express

a metaphorical railroad that you would 'board' to let your friends know that you're walking.

"All aboard the shoelace express!"

Danny: Are you taking your car?
Sarah: No, battery's dead. Looks like it's the shoelace express for me.

by swheatlady February 15, 2009