Red Dead Depression

The sadness or depression felt after finishing Red Dead Redemption 1 and 2

“Dude, I just finished playing Red Dead Redemption 2”.
“Yeah? Did you like it?”
“I don’t know...I just...don’t know. I think I’m gonna go sleep for a while.”
“Dude, it sounds like you got Red Dead Depression!”

by Chubcat February 24, 2021

Post-masturbation Depression

Post-masturbation Depression, A.K.A. PMD, is the feeling of depression, and sadness that you just molested yourself. When you have PMD, the victim loses all of his/her sexual appetite.

Mark: Hey Kyle want to go to a strip club?
Kyle: No thanks, I just jerked it and have the worst case of Post-masturbation Depression
Mark: Lame...

by Jmg826 May 28, 2009

Hotel Expressionism

Far different from vandalism (such as throwing a television out of the window by its cord), but serious irrepairable structural damage to a Hotel Room. Generally associated with personal injury, destruction of personal property and/or inebriation. Essentially, general mayhem.

"Sorry about the bill for that Hotel Expressionism last night, but I'm an artist you know."

or

"Nice use of the minibar last night in your Hotel Expressionism exhibit"

by Matt Yee April 30, 2006

depression

The worst possible emotion you can feel. Makes you feel like theres no reason to do anything, and if its really bad, no reason to live. Can be very hard to overcome or sometimes just passes randomly.

Depression is a fucking bitch and i curse my humanity for being able to feel it.

by Blind_assassin September 27, 2005

Late night depression

n. The feeling of depression that arises when pondering over life late at night. Tends to occur when you first begin to resist the feeling of tiredness, often dissipating after overcoming that initial exhaustion.

"I feel bad, I keep complaining to my girlfriend about how much my life sucks."
"Why's it always come up?"
"Stupid late night depression."

by tulio1991 May 28, 2009

Post-Summer Depression

It's when you're feeling down because you've just realized that summer is over and there will be no sun, swimming in the river or the sea, sleeping under the stars, feeling the warmth of the sun on your face, summer rains, summer loves, sexy summer clothes, for a year, and you have to get back to school or your job. Usually the feeling of down is stronger, the better the summer was. It's even stronger if you realize that average person has about 70 summers during their lifetime.

Joe: I'm feeling down these days.
Bob: Why dude?
Joe: Summer is over man, we have to start preparing for school and stuff... Like real life, you know...
Bob: Yeah...
Joe: I'm feeling Post-summer depression or something like that.

by goldenb0y August 26, 2009

Genshin Depression

When you have a strong desire, willing to do anything for a character in genshin impact, but you know the gods of luck are not in your favor and will give you at best a skyward atlas.

"I need Venti but I know that I'll get a skyward atlas at best. I might die if I don't get him!"
"I think you're in a genshin depression"

by SkyeTurnip March 10, 2021