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Crusader

A delusional, relentless, or miraculously successful person who continues to pursue a girl after she rejected him, and somehow ends up winning her over anyway.
Crusaders are usually male and very desperate for the girls attention some may call them simps.
Guy one: “Why are they together, I thought she rejected him.”
Guy two: “I guess he’s just a crusader.”
by whereismyshredder August 6, 2025
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Covid Crusader

Someone who goes to great lengths to make sure people stay away from each other.
Look at that person with a full shopping cart! They sure are a Covid Crusader!
by Cixx May 15, 2020
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Gypsy Crusader

Mixed blood Hispanic-Turk known as Paul Nicholas Miller who was tricked by the Alt-Right hivemind into believing he's white and dresses up as the Joker harassing other brown people online.
"Whoever tricked Gypsy Crusader into thinking he's white either deserves a medal or a prison sentence"
by Suk Mike Hok October 28, 2023
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The Ketchup Crusader

The ketchup crusader is a cryptid in the larger tristate area. He lives in the woods and eats garbage. If you approach the ketchup crusader he will appear as one of your cousins. You know the cousin, but you do not remember their name(this disguise only affects his head, the rest of his body appears the same, in his classic armor). You must pretend that you know the cousins name, if the ketchup crusader finds out he will cut off on of your fingers and eat it. If you figure out it’s the ketchup crusader, he will show you his true face, and reward you with a finger he cut off of someone.he wears a completely red crusader armor, with no helmet and a green thong underneath.(gif unrelated, not what he looks like)
“Hey bro, did you know that the ketchup crusader’s real face looks exactly like Bruce Campbell?” “No way dude that’s crazy
by Harry Balls Man May 7, 2024
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Crusade

Letting fake members into a group chat to quickly. Then creating an organization to eliminate these people from society and the group chat.
by shenyunsavior December 26, 2019
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Crusader(s)

A man & member of culture and fights for the modern day holy land.
The Crusader(s) of The Modern day were the members of the Shrek Babushka Religion.
by Definememespls October 11, 2021
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crusaded

Term used to define the action carried out on a merchandise company by a disgruntled musician.
Malik and Fran crusaded the Hoody people, followed by the union.
by dazmocampleader February 4, 2007
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