dutch crock-pot

Similar to the dutch oven. When you bare ass fart into a hat, bowl, or other small hollow object and hold it over an unsuspecting victim's mouth and nose until they vomit or pass out

She escaped the dutch oven this morning so I had to get her back with a dutch crock-pot.

by Amazing A. 1991 January 14, 2015

ass crockpocket

Ass crockpocket comes from a few words missed together. This new saying comes from a 'crock pot' mixed with a 'pocket'. Crock pot is used to express something that slow cooks and pocket used in this statement as something that holds. When put with ass this saying refers to someone that slowing holds meat in there ass to cook it.

Nice ass crock pocket faggot you gonna cook dinner in that thing

Damn girl! Can you cook my meat in that ass crockpocket for dinner tonight?

Nice dick want me to pop that into my ass crockpocket?

Nice ass crock pocket faggot you gonna cook dinner in that thing

Damn girl! Can you cook my meat in that ass crockpocket for dinner tonight?

Nice dick want me to pop that into my ass crockpocket?

by Ass crockpocket February 28, 2018

Nepalese Crock-pot

When a man inserts an anal plug deep into his rectum and proceeds to binge-eat cheap chinese take out whilst washing it down with molten margarine. After 3-5 days of maintaining this diet, the man will enter a clothing dryer and have a friend turn it on the highest setting. Once the dryer is cycling, the man on the inside will remove the plug and release a rancid fountain of shit.

"Bro last week I helped Jason with the Nepalese Crock-pot and his dryer almost broke!"

by I. Moe Lester February 11, 2025

upside down crock-pot

Non existent sex life

Heather's favorite sex position is the upside down crock-pot.

by Eloshia July 19, 2017

Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.

So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?

by Dctrsqr May 18, 2023

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 16, 2018