person 1: hey nigga, have any xtra crocs i can where tomorrow for National Crocs Day?
person 2: ahh hell yeah... which colour? ive got pink, red, and mary jane crocs.
person 1: i'll wear the mary jane crocs so ppl know that i have swag 👈😎👈
person 2: ahh hell yeah... which colour? ive got pink, red, and mary jane crocs.
person 1: i'll wear the mary jane crocs so ppl know that i have swag 👈😎👈
by jimho April 23, 2017

January 28th… the day everyone wears crocs! EVERYONE that means you, ya granny, yer pawpaw and ya mother. Even that ugly ass dog u got!
“Hey bro u got any spare crocs for today? yk it’s National Croc Day today right?” “Of course man! What color u want i got em all. I even got them flippin floppers, only in red though.” “damn bro i’ll take the flippin flappers so everyone knows im swag with my dogs hangin’ out😎💪.”
by sandmachine January 27, 2022

by Cooliogirl October 22, 2019

They’re an amazing person and they should not die
by Eeriecunt August 7, 2019

Crocs are shoes that almost everyone hates :) most of the population hates them but they are still on sale :) no one buys them only my dad
by Sapphire >3< May 23, 2021

Does killer croc eat people?
DOC: No, it's just an urban myth.
KILLER CROC: Yeah. Keep believing that doc.
DOC: No, it's just an urban myth.
KILLER CROC: Yeah. Keep believing that doc.
by funnyboi82 May 4, 2018

He’s the General Croc. One of the slimmest human beings alive, If you was to go against him be prepared for the worst
You know Jay Croc ? My brother told me he was beefing with him now it’s been 3 days since he came home ...
by Carlton Hammonds February 6, 2021
