January 28th… the day everyone wears crocs! EVERYONE that means you, ya granny, yer pawpaw and ya mother. Even that ugly ass dog u got!
“Hey bro u got any spare crocs for today? yk it’s National Croc Day today right?” “Of course man! What color u want i got em all. I even got them flippin floppers, only in red though.” “damn bro i’ll take the flippin flappers so everyone knows im swag with my dogs hangin’ out😎💪.”
by sandmachine January 27, 2022
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by Eeriecunt August 7, 2019
Get the Crocs that are called iris mug.by Cooliogirl October 22, 2019
Get the National Crocs Day mug.Crocs are shoes that almost everyone hates :) most of the population hates them but they are still on sale :) no one buys them only my dad
by Sapphire >3< May 23, 2021
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DOC: No, it's just an urban myth.
KILLER CROC: Yeah. Keep believing that doc.
DOC: No, it's just an urban myth.
KILLER CROC: Yeah. Keep believing that doc.
by funnyboi82 May 4, 2018
Get the does killer croc eat people mug.Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.
Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"
Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"
Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"
by NonceNick October 17, 2021
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