Cohened

The act of completely destroying something while attempting in good faith to access the contents within.

Person 1: *Tries to open box*
Person2: “Here, let me help y—”
Person 1: *Violently stabs box repeatedly*
Person 2: “Yep, she cohened it again.”

by NoPseudonymsLeft May 24, 2022

Cohen

Cohen is a very nice a musicly talented guy who can not get chicks for shit, but little do all the hoes know that he has the biggest cock known to man kind, its so big that you could call it cockzilla, but beacause he cant get a singel bitch in his bed no one belives him

guy 1: hey who is that guy he has no bitches but can make really good music

guy 2 : oh, that must be a Cohen, he aperently has a big dick, so big he calls it cockzilla

by cockzilla69420374 October 23, 2023

Cohen

A Cohen is a weird edgy wanna be military kid who thinks Loli hentie is ok.

Person one:Hey did you see Cohen today?
Person two: No and I don’t want to, he’s so weird.

by Ankle replacements March 10, 2024

cortney cohen

The baddest bitch of all time. Earn her trust and she will love you forever. Become disloyal and be forever haunted by your lack of existence to her.

Omg, Cortney Cohen is someone I literally hate and love so much, wtf.

by Golden retriever lover November 23, 2021

Cohen

An annoying,bratty self centered person who cares about nobody but them selves

Who is that annoying child? Cohen.😒

by Pusheen666 September 18, 2020

Cohen

the greatest simp of all time, he will try to get with every girl with no success

you're a simp, but not as bad as Cohen

by Penzo19 June 18, 2022

Cohen

Big booty Cohen the thickest of them all.

“Oh Cohen, he’s the one really THICC kid”.

by CohenWood November 15, 2019