Circumcision

Originally introduced to the US in the 1800s as a way to prevent masturbation, bed wetting, and insanity, infant circumcision is a form of genital cutting that people still rationalize to this day. It is so embedded in our culture that people do it to their sons without giving it much thought.

It is often referred to as just a “little snip.” People who say this are either lying or have never actually seen a circumcision. Baby’s foreskins are fused to the head of their dick and during a circumcision, the doctor has to surgically rip the foreskin off from the head. It’s a graphic, bloody procedure. People like to take an “out of sight, out of mind” approach to it though and pretend that it’s something it’s not.
Person one 1: circumcision is just a little snip

Person 2: have you ever seen a circumcision take place?

Person 1: hell no

Person 2: then how do you know that it's just a little snip?

Person 1: well, everyone does it so it must be ok
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Tactical circumcision

When you're cold and your mate decides to donate his foreskin for you to wear as a vest.
I can't believe I forgot my hoodie yesterday. Thank god Wilfred gave himself a tactical circumcision for me.
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Circumcised

Originally invented by the Jews, it’s not barbaric get over yourselves! Many girls prefer circumcised because they look nicer. I can give a list of personal friends of mine that have said they prefer it. Being uncircumcised isn’t bad, but don’t be hating on those who are. Maybe I’m biased bc I’m Jewish but who the hell cares.
Person 1: I just got with that guy over there last night

Person 2: Omg was he Circumcised?
Person 1: yes!

Person 2: damn imma have to slide into his dms
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"Casper is circumcised"
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Electronic circumcision

The act of placing one’s genitals in between the extending cd reader on a desktop and then slamming it shut
Dude Gary just got an electronic circumcision in the school computer room
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Circumcised candy cane

A candy cane without its wrapper
I would like to eat a circumcised candy cane so I do not get plastic in my mouth.
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