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Circumcision

Self mutilation causing obsession greed and disloyal obsession with the penis and dissatisfaction in the self
The doctors are obsessed with bugged schizophrenia and my hooded penis because 5 fiance's died and I masturbate their obsessed with circumcision
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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Circumcision

Circumcision is a medical procedure for males that involves removal of the foreskin. The procedure can be done for various medical, religious, aesthetic, or cultural reasons. For instance, it is common practice to circumcise newborns in Judaism and Islam.
While controversial to some as they may view it as genital mutilation or unnatural, it has been shown that circumcision can lower the risk of various STDs.
The procedure is most often done to newborns with permission from their parents. However the practice of adult circumcision is not uncommon. It can be necessary in cases of phimosis, a tightening of the foreskin, resulting in discomfort or gross unhygiene.

However, with the glans of the penis exposed, recovery can be lengthy and, even once recovered, friction with the area can be problematic.
Person A: Hey, I was wondering if you wanted to see eachother tomorrow, mabye go for coffee or something, have some lunch?
Person B: Nah, that's not gonna work out. I'm getting my circumcision tomorrow.
Person A: Oh. Well then. Maybe some other time?
Person B: I don't know, my penis is gonna be a bit sensitive for a while, I might have to put off any internal or external stimuli with my Johnson for at least a while, so I think I'll pass.
Person A: Oh. Okay.
by MisterKY2004 May 20, 2020
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Blue Collar Circumcision

When your hands are so calloused that your shameful, aggressive masturbation removes the foreskin from your cock meat.
My wife’s herpes have flared up so I had to choose between a lot lizard and a blue collar circumcision.
by Crodstick June 12, 2025
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roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.
person 1 : I will give you a roadside circumcision
Person 2 : are you threatening me
Person 1: yes
by Barberella September 1, 2020
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Canadian Circumcision

A method of removing ones foreskin by exposing your dick to the cold elements of Canada.
My Northerner uncle had a Canadian Circumcision back when he was a young lad. Not something you pussy here down south would do.
by CockleGobbler January 17, 2024
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circumcised soldier

When a soldiers dick got blown off in combat
My wife left me because I’m a circumcised soldier
by UrbanInsanity March 6, 2025
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Jean Zipper circumcision

When a man catches and cuts his foreskin in the zipper of his jeans.
The end of that pickle looks like it caught a jean zipper circumcision when they put the lid on that jar!
by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu January 27, 2025
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