Take care

A real nifty phrase that should be carefully utilized only in situations where other, more colorful, words do not have a place. For example, when an a**hole is being dismissive or ignoring their sh*tty behavior, you may use to this phrase as a way to say “you’re a piece of sh*t, f*ck off until you realize what an a**hole you were”.

Also doubles as a good way to tell someone that you are disappointed they forgot your birthday and instead of apologizing for it, decided to start an argument.
Example: I was really disappointed by the lack of care you showed recently, and the fact that you decided to argue instead of making it right really hurt. TAKE CARE.
by SkRRRRat November 10, 2022
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Self Care

Self care is putting absurd amounts of Parmesan cheese on your spaghetti
Self care is important when going to any restaurant.
by Croissantboy February 28, 2018
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Quantum Caring

When you feel bad for someone, but at the same time you couldn't care less about it.
Oh man, I was talking with this completely stupid mother. She asked me: "Would you know how she could make my four year old kid eat spinach?"

I told her: "Sure, just take a basic sope bar, without parfum or any other bad ingrediants. Cut the sope into smaller pieces and garnish it on a delicious sandwich. That he must eat. Afterwards he will like spinach."

And she actually believed me. But unfortunately for the kid, it had his stomach pumped out for eating too much sope. I was quantum caring about this situation.
by DonglebeeBooboo Hard1 February 04, 2015
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selective caring

When a group of popular kids exclude unpopular kids from their caring/attention.
Bro, Jason's such a faggot. I think he and the other popular kids have selective caring.
by Neas_Rebel November 06, 2017
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who care

A less sincere version of who cares. You can just throw it around to bother people. Usually does the job at owning people in arguments.
Aryan: hey can I play a song
Claire: who care
by dirtyrupees July 10, 2020
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YoMama Care

An alternative to Obama Care in which the provider renders services to your mom....for free of course!
Hey Doug, is your Erectile Dysfunction covered under ObamaCare?
No?
You should get YoMama Care.

YoMama cared for it last night
by SamuraiBoom July 02, 2015
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