mushroom bunker

cutting off you or your male companions bellend above the shaft of the penis and hollowing out the area beneath to create a small pocket of storage. Further furniture or decorations can be added both inside and outside of the bunker, and magnets or a nail hinger system can be added to create better security. You can store whatever you like in the mushroom bunker. Having a mushroom bunker is a sign of high respect, due to the fact that you need a big penis to have a good mushroom bunker.

"Hey james, I want a mint"
"Sure thing friend let me grab a wondrous eclipse mint from the north-east sector of my Mushroom Bunker"

"I have a small quantity of polish miniature men living in my Mushroom Bunker

by james michael jerkoff August 6, 2020

Clunker bunker

A location filled with inferior vehicles. Sometimes they try to sell parts to other clunker owners.

Ma dang alternator went out in my clapped out chevy. I hope hoss has one I can pull at the clunker bunker down the way.

by Mother Earth 1234 May 8, 2023

Bunkering

when, upon turning 40, one starts using terms like "kids theses days have no respect", "get off my lawn", etc

all things Archie Bunker would say

"You're all guilty of bunkering! We're in our 40s, not our 80s. Get to the retirement home already, Gramps" - Brickhouse

by HollyMoxie420 March 7, 2024

Furor Bunker

A sobriquet for Mar-a-Lago, a national historic landmark mansion and social club in Palm Beach, Florida, completed in 1927 by cereal-company heiress and socialite Marjorie Merriweather Post, and now owned by former president Donald John Trump.

The former president is in situ at the Furor Bunker, fuming about the prospect of facing impending civil and criminal trial dates after the resignation of his legal team.

by Pete Guillam February 5, 2021

bunker hot

A so-so looking girl who appears much hotter because there are no other women around to compare her to.

"We're two dudes trapped in this shelter and that one chick is wicked hot... "

"No dude, she's just bunker hot."

i.e., the girl from Sons of Guns

by emmaleen September 21, 2013

krunker bunker

A secluded spot: in the corner of a room, a turned desk so the teacher can't see your screen, or a cinder block trench next to a cafe. It formulates whenever you don't want to get caught slacking off. Originally synthesized for the purpose of Krunker.io—however it has spread throughout the digital and physical world, giving life to games and media which spiked in popularity.

It is said that a true krunky monk can always find the krunky bunk.

Phillip: (goes under a desk) Don't worry, I'm still working
Andres: Hop off the krunker bunker

by ahyplek2 May 4, 2025

[Baby Bunker]

The reproductive organs of the human female, but after the specimen has had atleast 1 child, or is pregnant.

dude 1: hey have you seen that chick, shes soooooo hot.

dude 2: man she has like 2 kids.

dude 1: I know, I tottally want to have a meat party in her Baby Bunker.

by T-cat July 14, 2010