Skip to main content

cardboard boxing

when the girl's body is too ugly or fat and you have no choice but to fuck her. The best method would be to put her in a cardboard box.
Drill a hole in the cardboard box where her pussy is-easy access for the dick-cardboard boxing
by Aleeesia November 16, 2011
mugGet the cardboard boxing mug.

Balcony Boxing

The act of masterbating on a balcony or other lofty location visible to the public.
Ralph likes to do a bit of balcony boxing.
by Steve 'Sadam' Adams May 15, 2007
mugGet the Balcony Boxing mug.

Thai Kick Boxing

aka Muay Thai. Kickboxing from Thailand. Not only kicks and punches, but knees, elbows and headbutts are also allowed.
Thailand used to be called Siam, as in Siamese cat. When you first take Thai Kick Boxing, you are taught to say "I love Siam" in Thai, which is "Wata Na Siam".
by Chuck Liddell June 11, 2006
mugGet the Thai Kick Boxing mug.

Turtle Boxing

The act of a man having sex with a woman's bosoms. Synonyms - "Tit Fucking"
I loved turtle boxing her big bazoons.
by Action jackson December 5, 2003
mugGet the Turtle Boxing mug.

Downy Boxing

A sport in which literally retarded people are given boxing gloves and meant to hit each other for the entertainment of the masses.
Johnny McWarguy: So I went to the Downy Boxing competition last night.
Ted: Oh yeah?
Johnny McWarguy: Yeah your dad didn't win.
Ted: Typical.
by Johnny McWarguy April 30, 2008
mugGet the Downy Boxing mug.

Kick Boxing

Kickboxing is a Full contact sport in which two guys will kick each other's asses using all of their bodies as opposed to just their hands.

Martial arts commonly used in Kickboxing are: Karate, Muay Thai, Choy Li fut (or Choy lee fut or choy lay fut), or Sanda (or Sanshou).
Person: ooh, because Boxing isn't dangerous enough let's include kicks, knees, elbows, and clinches too! we'll call it kick boxing!

Person 2: Good Idea!

Later in the hospital:

Person 1: We could make a fortune off of this!

Person two: Uggghhhhh
by Pithecircle June 15, 2011
mugGet the Kick Boxing mug.

X-Boxing Day

It is the one day over the Christmas holidays where you are entitled to uninterrupted X-Box entertainment without the apprehension of having to switch it off.

This remarkable day occurs either on Boxing Day or on some other agreed day with your spouse.

Whilst it is lovely spending time with family, this is an effective pragmatic settlement that helps to soften the unpleasant experience of unwillingly enduring dreary Christmas TV, imposed through common family demand.
"I hear you are not spending Christmas at home this year, is there any chance you could jump online for some Special Ops?"

"No, but I do have an X-Boxing day agreement. Unfortunately I am ill-fated to be in an unfamiliar habitat during Christmas, but Knowing X-Boxing day is nearing whilst I respectfully give my support to another’s customary routine, is especially reassuring."
by coin-op December 22, 2009
mugGet the X-Boxing Day mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email