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Box of Kittens 

Used in emergency cases of extreme sadness, at which point you grab the box of kittens, and dump it all over said consumer
He's going into happiness failure! Get me a Box of Kittens, stat!

Side effects of kittens may include:

Sneezing
Tiny Scratches
And Erectile Disfunctiuon
Box of Kittens by Rick Avis October 23, 2007
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A term used on Drum Corps International judging sheets that categorizes the highest level of achievement a corps or individual corps section can attain. Box 5 is not only used by corps members as a general phrase for performance related classifications but in everyday usage as well.
-The Carolina Crown color guard showed Box 5 execution at the World Championships. Their performance was nearly flawless.

-The tuna sandwiches for lunch today were totally Box 5. I could have eaten at least three of them!
Box 5 by PotatoEater August 10, 2013

box fest 

A place with a lot of girls. A party or bar with a strong ratio of females to males. Situation with bountiful vagina's around and available.

Short for box festival, a derivative of pussyfest or pussy festival.
This fucking bar is a box fest.

This pussyfest is a box fest
box fest by Smee487 July 18, 2010

Box Rocked

To be ruined or vandalized, specifically referring to technology. Originating from computer nerd/hacker culture, the phrase literally describes a box (computer) that has been rocked.
I box rocked my precious ~/ partition when I attempted an in place upgrade from ext4 to btrfs.

John got shit-canned after his company's server got box rocked by some script kiddie.
Box Rocked by NEETphreak March 29, 2013

Box Is Life

Xbox is your life. Everything you do or say has to do with playing xbox. usually people who use this term specialize in first person shooters like call of duty or battlefield
Joe The Box King: Yo Bob are you about the boxing lifestyle.

Tim The Box Peasant: Nah bro I'm not worthy of the box is life lifestyle.
Box Is Life by boxislife June 12, 2013

Box jellyfish

The most venomous jellyfish living in the World. Its head is not hazardous but its tentacles can kill a human in 4 minutes when touched.
The box jellyfish is a very dangerous sea creature that lives in Australia.