Tanned Albert

Dipping the end of ones penis into a large tub of fake tan. The desired result being an orange tip to an otherwise white shaft.
Have you heard what Jake has done to his lad ? he dipped it in a vat of st tropez, a propper Tanned Albert / Tangotip
by zuggerpest October 15, 2018
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doubt it albert

Means 'I highly doubt that, my friend' or 'that is not true'. Similar to saying "Whatever Trevor"
John: "Hey Peter, you owe me $50!"

Peter: "Doubt it Albert! I don't owe you diddlysquat"
by Manu Vatuvei August 01, 2010
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St. Albert

A small city where everyone thinks their hot shit, G's, Drug dealers, and good fighters.
This specific city is full of drama, and gossip, There is constant beef between groups, and schools, theirs alot of stds going around in st.albert because everyone enjoys sleeping with their whole group, and its a town people like to get out of.
St. Albert Kids don't do anything but blow their money on drugs and nice cars because their spoiled little assholes.
by Wellthan October 27, 2008
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St. Albert

"Hey man have you been to the town of bwian yet? it's also known as St. Albert, it's a pretty neat place!"
by The Genius Dude September 15, 2011
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Albert Pujols

Sven: "Albert Pujols sure is good at baseball."
Gary: "Of course he is. He invented it, you goddamn jackass."
by Badassassin August 16, 2008
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Albert Einstein

Some really smart dude. He failed math and still became famous, so it is ok to hate math. He came up with this whole e=mc2 thing. His cause of death is unknown, but it is believed that he divided by zero.
"I divided by zero... OH SHI-"

"Albert Einstein failed math, I can too!"
by gravy666 February 10, 2008
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Albert/Flamingo

A demon gremlin taking the form of a person and is also using youtube to try and get people to follow his satanic influence.
Person 1: Hey did you see the new Albert/Flamingo video?
Person 2: Yes it was demonic.
by HogRider1234 December 31, 2021
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