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short arm

the male's sexual organ, teh penis.
she wants my short arm tonight! I'm going to blast it up, stick it in, flip the skins, do dirty dancing.
by mother bitch November 22, 2002
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Myspace Arm

When holding a camera at arm's length in order to take an oh-so-artistic 'Myspace Picture', the Myspace Arm is the area of your arm that gets in the way, and forms a fuzzy, blurred splash on one side of the image.

Many a 'hawt pikturre' has been jaded by the Myspace Arm.
"That picture of Chris and Lauren at the Acer gig would have been pretty cool were it not for the Myspace Arm in the bottom left."

"Dude, that's baaad."
by Christov. February 2, 2008
mugGet the Myspace Armmug.

Stiff Arm

1. A football stance used to keep their opponent at arms length.

2. A body gesture in which the arm is extended forward with the palm open making the arm erect,stiff, and therefore immovable, keeping people from entering your comfort zone.

3. A thing people do when they want you to ease on up out their space!
Maaannn...you see dat chicken-head over there, she came all up in my grill so I had to stiff arm her ass. Is that wrong...of course not!
by NestleQck July 4, 2005
mugGet the Stiff Armmug.

Muppet Arm

A shriveled up arm with a useless limp hand hanging off the end of it. Think Kermit the Frog.
Does Jeff need help carrying that? He has a muppet arm.
by jerkbag donny October 18, 2011
mugGet the Muppet Armmug.

Anchor Arms

Armpit-length rubber gloves designed to be inflated, simulating bigger arm muscles. A pair of Anchor Arms comes with three modes, including one in which artificial hair protrudes from the arms. Only the wimpiest of weaklings will purchase this product.
"Hey you! Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy. 'Ooh, I'm a little peanut worm.' Are you too much of a wimp to work out? Are you a weakling? Built like a sponge? Well now, you too can have muscles...WITH ANCHOR ARMS! They slip on like a glove, just add air. How big do you want 'em? Normal, veiny, (and for the ladies) hairy. I was a wimp before Anchor Arms! Now I'm a jerk and everybody loves me...so order now, WIMP!"
by Is Borther February 12, 2020
mugGet the Anchor Armsmug.

arm chef

a half-hearted term for a person with emotional issues who preforms self mutilation through a series of slits,
or cuts on his\her arm. this is often done with a razor
or knife while listening to emotionally drowning music to help dull the harsh pains of life. like rap music :D orrr emo music. whichever suits the zoot.
Dude dont be an arm chef about it, im sure Tegan and Sara will come out with a new CD soon. I know thats all you listen to after your breakup with your girlfriend who left you for some black dude.
by Greg Alfaro June 29, 2008
mugGet the arm chefmug.

Armed & Dangerous

P1:Imma make a song named Armed & Dangerous
P2: Fly high man
by zekewrldq March 15, 2021
mugGet the Armed & Dangerousmug.

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