Mallory is your mum. She’s your biggest cheerleader and will always have your back but don’t forget, she brought you into this world and can take you back out. Mallory believes herself to be hilarious, is mouthy, and runs the show—few know how to handle her and most are intimidated by her gaze. Your smiles are her kryptonite and melts away the walls she’s built around her heart. Your mum Mallory hopes you stumble upon this one day and smile knowing how much she adored you.
*Door slams*
*Spooky sound*
Me to friend: That’s just my mum, Mallory. When she said she’d always be with me, I thought she meant in my heart, not that she would haunt my house.
*Spooky sound*
Me to friend: That’s just my mum, Mallory. When she said she’d always be with me, I thought she meant in my heart, not that she would haunt my house.
by Maybeyourmum September 14, 2022
Get the Mallorymug. Mallori Richards is a Bitch she mean hateful and never have a good moment she so stupid and ugly most people hate to be around her
by T.Swizzle October 23, 2018
Get the mallori richardsmug. 
Get the Mallorymug.