the silliest goober in the entire show he is so silly and he deserves the world I will protect him with my life
Craig tucker is such a silly little guy!!! Just a little boy!!! A tiny goober!! A little dude!! (Help me I am not okay)
by craig tuckers #1 fan REAL October 29, 2023
The author of I Hope they serve beer in Hell and of tuckermax.com, both of on which he posts stories of hooking up with women and drunken adventures which he claims are true. However, his website is heavily censored, a mere mention of the O&A interview in which they tore apart his stories (hosted on youtube for the public to see) will get you IP banned from the site's message board. The man is out to make money and get girls, which is respectable, but as he makes a point of calling out posers, it becomes obvious what a hypocrite he really is. (Also, see the talk page on wikipedia in which his girlfriend tells about his double life and what an act it all is). The sad truth is, he's just a pretender with entirely too many STDs.
Tucker Max's Abinsthe Doughnut story was called out in the O&A interview, on the grounds that there never was a police report, making the entire story false. He changed his story into it being a subway, but the fact remains, the majority of his stories are BS.
by TuckerMaxisFake October 05, 2006
Tucker otterson is a dude who likes to kill helples animals and film it . Afterwards he has sex with the body . He is a poacher who got nailed by the California department of fish and game. This event was televised on Nat geo's show wild justice
by turdboy11-31.75 February 04, 2013
Timberlake is such a Turd Tucker
by Johnny Dogrib October 18, 2008
by Dean McGinness May 15, 2005
A cruel killing machine also known as " pig fucker " see " wild justice ", episode " born to kill " on Nat geo
That sick fucker tucker otterson filmed himself killing a pig with a sword then had intercourse with the dead body , he really is a pig fucker.
by stdnasty February 03, 2013
by FD Sizzle November 19, 2008