1. a new person at a video game
2. a person that looks ugly
3. a person that looks ugly and is new to a video game
4. a stupid and annoying person
5. a person that does not know anything
The word "noob" is commonly used on these two games called Roblox and MovieStarPlanet. Links: www.roblox.com www.moviestarplanet.com
Wait... WTF! You don't know what noob means...
2. a person that looks ugly
3. a person that looks ugly and is new to a video game
4. a stupid and annoying person
5. a person that does not know anything
The word "noob" is commonly used on these two games called Roblox and MovieStarPlanet. Links: www.roblox.com www.moviestarplanet.com
Wait... WTF! You don't know what noob means...
by AvalonTyler July 4, 2016

A noob is someone who fails at a certain (specific) task, game or test. This also defines people who are new to something and need more participation and practise. When people are known to as a noob, it is often taken offensively.
by Braden11011 October 25, 2016

An individual that lacks the ability to demolish fellow players' hopes and dreams of escaping noobhood (noobhood: a phase in one's life in which they're terrible at everything). Noob should only be used when referencing video gameplay. Any other usage will result in placing the verbalizer back into noobhood, thus sending them to noobtown (where all the noobs reside). The majority of noobs refuse to accept the fact that they are noobs. They tend to be within the age range of 9-99. Auto correct will underline the word noob with a red line. It will try to tell you the word doesn't exist. But auto correct is, in fact, extremely wrong, thus making it nooby. When being pronounced, the long sound of the two O's must be elongated. This is done to avoid pronunciation of the word as "newb". Anyone that pronounces "Noob" as "Newb" is automatically dubbed a noob. Noob CANNOT be spelled:
N00b
Noobz
Any violators will be immediately pwned.
N00b
Noobz
Any violators will be immediately pwned.
"That dude is such a noob. He has a two kill streak in combat training maaaaaaaaaan! He IS the combat training!"
"Noob! Get pwned!"
"Would you like me to pwn you, noob!"
"Noobs, prepared to get pwned!"
"He doesn't even know how to shoot! What a noob!"
"Noob! Get pwned!"
"Would you like me to pwn you, noob!"
"Noobs, prepared to get pwned!"
"He doesn't even know how to shoot! What a noob!"
by The Ultimate Pwners September 2, 2013

Noob is a word that is sadly very common in the English language. It's used to describe someone who is average or lower than average at something. It is also used when someone else who thinks they are good at something (usually video games) gets beaten by someone else. That usually results in rage quitting which is when a person gets so mad that they can no longer play and breaks whatever they are playing on, usually followed breaking down in tears and calling everybody a, well, noob. Some side effects are red face, uncontrollable sobbing, punching inanimate objects, slapping themselves, and breaking their TV because it's just TOO MUCH!
Gamer 1: Dude, honestly I'm not even trying right now.
Gamer 2: It's so frickin' obvious bro, you're such a noob.
Gamer 1: NO I'M NOT!!! YOU'RE A NOOB OKAY, I'M NOT TRYING BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO TAKE IT EASY ON YOU!!!!
Gamer 2: Awww, is the poor baby gonna cry, does he need some milk.
Gamer 2: It's so frickin' obvious bro, you're such a noob.
Gamer 1: NO I'M NOT!!! YOU'RE A NOOB OKAY, I'M NOT TRYING BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO TAKE IT EASY ON YOU!!!!
Gamer 2: Awww, is the poor baby gonna cry, does he need some milk.
by Jennamazing September 18, 2016

Me: Hey Elizabeth have you heard the song hit the quan?
Elizabeth: No never heard of it.
Me: What a noob!
Elizabeth: No never heard of it.
Me: What a noob!
by iHeartRihanna July 17, 2016
