Japped yoke

A Japanese or korean car that has been robbed thru breaking the ignition with a vice grips and sticking a flat head screwdriver into the ignition to start it. Usually these are robbed and burnt out in 6-54 hours, but in rare occasions the car can be a merc and it’s robbed in a different way for rallying. Either way it’s done, it’s fucking active. CARRIG ON TOP 🔝 #P43
Me and the bais got a jap yoke last night and flaked it on the pikey for a penny. The japped yoke flaad a yew young fellas when they wrapped it off an aul doll and blew her box to the moon w a half o of flake with a cake as a mistake to take a wait for a mate with for ate on a date Ygm mate!?!?
by Jaddy da Baddy May 28, 2025
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Nippy Yoke

A person or a vehicle which is quick on the back wheel and one can "lick bends on her".

Commonly used on the mean streets of Finglas by usually young men who you would normally refer to as a "washer".
Dan has a 250 up there, Nippy Yoke she is.

That Elaine one is a dinger, lil nippy yoke. I'd lash the jax hole off her.
by White Phlegm Thrower July 08, 2016
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Yoke your goke

To masturbate, to jerk off, to “jerk your gerkin

Also can be spelled the traditional way of “yolk your goke”.
Friend: “hey wanna play Pokémon cards dude”?

13 year old me: “can’t dude, I recently discovered girls, gotta go....to the bathroom for bout 10 min...

Friend: “ahh gotta go yoke your goke, understandable”.
by KingTysyshween August 09, 2021
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Poked the Yoke

A trivial/small action done by someone that is the final and concluding act in a relationship/confrontation or event. It is also usually the tipping point in a confrontation that had been building ie. final straw
Girl: " Stop flicking me"

Guy: Chill, jesus.
*Flick*
Girl: "OKAY, thats enough!! You've poked the yoke, Its over. You have been constantly annoying me, way to clingy, you whistle off tune, and I think we should stop seeing each other. That flick was the last straw.
Guy: Uhhh, kay.
by Hunter+Jazz January 26, 2012
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only yokes

just kidding. only yokes is another way of saying only kidding or only joking.
“i have a crush on you
only yokes!
by i eat corn December 27, 2022
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Yoke Ramp

When you pull on a well so hard she starts coughing up fluid.
She wouldn't flow until I put her on a Yoke Ramp.
by HogNdog January 18, 2022
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