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Weavering

The act of driving erratically and under the speed limit on the freeway
My grandfather got pulled over for weavering while driving on the New Jersey turnpike.
by anonymous June 19, 2022
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Cara Weaver

A person who is annoyingly smart that overly explains stuff in paragraphs instead of shorten their responses. This person is most likely a teacher pet or a very talkative person.
Justin did a Cara weaver in English class, it's really annoying sometimes. He doesn't have to talk in paragraphs to give his point.
by JoeyTalyor0108 November 1, 2022
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Shawn Weaver

A sweet loving teddy bear. He might seem scary. But on the inside he's just a little softy. He always smells of fresh linen. He likes football and knows how to tackle.
I am having a Shawn Weaver day
by PB taco January 17, 2019
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Sauce Weaver

The guy that spins the truth into some real bullshit.
Steve:"Hey, Mike told me he hooked up with three chicks last night when you went to the bar"

"Yea, well Mike's a real Sauce Weaver."
by ToolHandle January 1, 2017
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Blaze weaver bugs bunny sees Lola bunny Nothing to do but beat jordan in basketball but no Lebron stuff we gonna make it and we will find our shoes the btrues
by Blazeweaverisbugsbunnylolastar October 24, 2022
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the ol’ weaver

To not show up to anything, or show up and leave after 32 minutes.
Ex:
A: Yo dude are u going to the bar later?
B: Na man i think im going to pull the ol’ weaver!
by Official Flav December 4, 2024
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Vicky Weaver

To be a "Vicky Weaver" is to have no chance against the federal and state government.

Vicky Weaver was the wife of Randy Weaver at the Ruby Ridge standoff. The government had so much derogatory information that they were waging a genocide and a Christian fundamentalist/white supremacist takeover of the government. When they said "I'm a real Christian!" one too many times, the government made a preemptive strike.
Those antigovernment militias are so obvious! They're definitely gonna end up like Vicky Weaver. They need to be more secretive !

Fed 1: Let's give those little anti-gov punks a case of Vicky Weaver brains.
Fed 2: rotflmao
Fed 3: Vicky weaver brains! You're killing me! Hahahahahaha!
Fed 4: Vicky weaver brains it is, then. Just what the doctor ordered.
by Joey2dope July 17, 2023
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