Walmart Fat

an extreme degree of obesity, most commonly observed at Walmart, and almost always seen clothed in a pair of too small sweatpants

It only looks like two people are wearing the same pair of pants, the guy is actually walmart fat.

by Kilj0y July 28, 2010

Walmart Coun'try

Any new Country Musical Artist that is famous for their skyrocketing sales attributing from Walmart customers.

.......Keith Urban, Kenny Chesney, Martina McBride, Rascal Flatts, Trace Adkins, Tim McGraw, Brad Paisley, etc

Also known as Nu-Country, or New Country.

Mary - "Why are there so many Rascal Flatts albums here?"
Sally - "Oh, thats because they're Walmart Coun'try"

by Walmart Coun'try April 15, 2009

Walmart patriot

People who wear gaudy America themed clothing and put patriotic bumper stickers and magnets all over their cars to show how much they love America. Never served in the military.

Look at all the support your troops stickers on that truck. Must be a veteran.

Nope, just a fat ass Walmart patriot

by 132_and_bush July 3, 2016

Walmart Cattle

Term used to describe the fat, slow people going into and out of Walmart from the parking lot, making it nearly impossible to drive past the front of the store without stopping multiple times. These people make no effort whatsoever to hurry past this grazing area to get either into the store or their cars.

"The Walmart cattle were in full force today. Traffic was backed up all the way back to Target."

by Mike Dandenault August 24, 2006

Walmart wages

Low pay and work hours that prevent you from receiving any benefits. The pay is so poor that you need food stamps and public assistance to survive. Walmart, low wages, poor, food stamps, public assistance, poverty, SNAP, corporatist, big business, the 1%, the 99%

Bro, I have no money for any luxuries in my life. I'm living on Walmart wages.

by joecoolthefool September 11, 2016

Walmart safari

A journey inside a Walmart store, usually in the middle of the night, to see all the weirdos, rejects, freaks of nature, and social outcasts that shop there that don't want or need to be seen in broad daylight.

Walmart safari weirdo shopping social reject social outcast freak of nature

Guy: Dude I'm bored. Let's go on a Walmart safari!

by TFfan92 October 16, 2014

Walmart Weave

When hair looks so ratchet that it looks as if it was found in a walmart dumpster

Guy 1: you know bootyquisha from mcdonalds right?
Guy 2: ya that ho got a walmart weave

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016