Aristocrat Vodka is very cheap, and hard to drink. Most hate the flavor, and how harsh it goes down. but if mixed well, it can be very good.
guy #1--Hear, I poured you a shot of aristocrat vodka.
guy #2--THANKS! *drinks shot* OMG! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?!
guy #1--'Cause your my friend.
guy #2--THANKS! *drinks shot* OMG! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?!
guy #1--'Cause your my friend.
by ob-gyn69 May 17, 2010

A brand of vodka imported from france made with wheat grain
16 flavors currently available - banana, berry, blueberry,
cherry, chocolate, citrus, espresso, grape, greenapple,
kiwistrawberry, mango, melon, orange, pomegranate, raspberry, vanilla.
16 flavors currently available - banana, berry, blueberry,
cherry, chocolate, citrus, espresso, grape, greenapple,
kiwistrawberry, mango, melon, orange, pomegranate, raspberry, vanilla.
by SouthWest313 April 3, 2008

Vodka poops first thing in the morning when you're hungover are the worst!
I had to take a vodka poop after coming home from the bar crawl last night.
I had to take a vodka poop after coming home from the bar crawl last night.
by Tuk Tuk Tuk III September 3, 2011

by e sizzle August 25, 2006

The tendancy of the penis to experience sharp pain when urinating following a night of heavy drinking which does not have to involve vodka.
by CrazyDave April 8, 2007

When someone becomes a particularly nefarious villain when consuming substantial amounts of vodka. The world becomes their evil playground and those around them are subject to insufferable abuse.
Bro, chill out! You are acting like a vodka villain and are going to scare away the amphibious goddess.
by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016

by Annatoli December 5, 2019
