Aristocrat Vodka is very cheap, and hard to drink. Most hate the flavor, and how harsh it goes down. but if mixed well, it can be very good.
guy #1--Hear, I poured you a shot of aristocrat vodka.
guy #2--THANKS! *drinks shot* OMG! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?!
guy #1--'Cause your my friend.
guy #2--THANKS! *drinks shot* OMG! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?!
guy #1--'Cause your my friend.
by ob-gyn69 May 17, 2010

A brand of vodka imported from france made with wheat grain
16 flavors currently available - banana, berry, blueberry,
cherry, chocolate, citrus, espresso, grape, greenapple,
kiwistrawberry, mango, melon, orange, pomegranate, raspberry, vanilla.
16 flavors currently available - banana, berry, blueberry,
cherry, chocolate, citrus, espresso, grape, greenapple,
kiwistrawberry, mango, melon, orange, pomegranate, raspberry, vanilla.
by SouthWest313 April 3, 2008

Vodka poops first thing in the morning when you're hungover are the worst!
I had to take a vodka poop after coming home from the bar crawl last night.
I had to take a vodka poop after coming home from the bar crawl last night.
by Tuk Tuk Tuk III September 3, 2011

by e sizzle August 25, 2006

The tendancy of the penis to experience sharp pain when urinating following a night of heavy drinking which does not have to involve vodka.
by CrazyDave April 8, 2007

When yo stank ass hoe can't get her pussy wet after consuming too much alcohol. Therefor you cannot penetrate it with the 4 inch hard purple headed yogurt slinger you are sporting.
by Tweeder_27 January 24, 2016

Typically a pint or half pint of cheap vodka that you keep in your back pocket to supplement your drinking at the bar.
by The Golden Cheetah August 16, 2018
