aristocrat vodka

Aristocrat Vodka is very cheap, and hard to drink. Most hate the flavor, and how harsh it goes down. but if mixed well, it can be very good.

guy #1--Hear, I poured you a shot of aristocrat vodka.

guy #2--THANKS! *drinks shot* OMG! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?!

guy #1--'Cause your my friend.

by ob-gyn69 May 17, 2010

pinnacle vodka

A brand of vodka imported from france made with wheat grain

16 flavors currently available - banana, berry, blueberry,
cherry, chocolate, citrus, espresso, grape, greenapple,
kiwistrawberry, mango, melon, orange, pomegranate, raspberry, vanilla.

pinnacle vodka had me twisted last night!

by SouthWest313 April 03, 2008

vodka poop

The poop you have the morning after consuming large quantities of drinks with vodka.

Vodka poops first thing in the morning when you're hungover are the worst!

I had to take a vodka poop after coming home from the bar crawl last night.

by Tuk Tuk Tuk III September 01, 2011

vodka whore

a woman who will flash her...smile for vodka

At Hammerstones last night, Erika was being such a vodka whore!

by e sizzle August 25, 2006

vodka knob

The tendancy of the penis to experience sharp pain when urinating following a night of heavy drinking which does not have to involve vodka.

Dave: Hey John, I've got vodka knob
John: Oops, too many beers I think

by CrazyDave April 02, 2007

vodka hour

The volume of alcohol which can be consumed within one hour.

Similar to "light year", vodka hour is not a description of a temporal unit, instead it refers to the universal constant of the volume of vodka consumable within a full hour.

Guy 1: "Dude, we've drank a lot of Red Bull, how much vodka will it take to even it out?" Guy2: "A quarter of a vodka hour I reckon"

by vodka drinker March 03, 2011

Pocket vodka

Typically a pint or half pint of cheap vodka that you keep in your back pocket to supplement your drinking at the bar.

My bar tab was 50 bucks just think how much it would have been if I didn't have pocket vodka

by The Golden Cheetah August 17, 2018