Aristocrat Vodka is very cheap, and hard to drink. Most hate the flavor, and how harsh it goes down. but if mixed well, it can be very good.
guy #1--Hear, I poured you a shot of aristocrat vodka.
guy #2--THANKS! *drinks shot* OMG! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?!
guy #1--'Cause your my friend.
guy #2--THANKS! *drinks shot* OMG! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?!
guy #1--'Cause your my friend.
by ob-gyn69 May 17, 2010
A brand of vodka imported from france made with wheat grain
16 flavors currently available - banana, berry, blueberry,
cherry, chocolate, citrus, espresso, grape, greenapple,
kiwistrawberry, mango, melon, orange, pomegranate, raspberry, vanilla.
16 flavors currently available - banana, berry, blueberry,
cherry, chocolate, citrus, espresso, grape, greenapple,
kiwistrawberry, mango, melon, orange, pomegranate, raspberry, vanilla.
pinnacle vodka had me twisted last night!
by SouthWest313 April 03, 2008
Vodka poops first thing in the morning when you're hungover are the worst!
I had to take a vodka poop after coming home from the bar crawl last night.
I had to take a vodka poop after coming home from the bar crawl last night.
by Tuk Tuk Tuk III September 01, 2011
by e sizzle August 25, 2006
The tendancy of the penis to experience sharp pain when urinating following a night of heavy drinking which does not have to involve vodka.
by CrazyDave April 02, 2007
When yo stank ass hoe can't get her pussy wet after consuming too much alcohol. Therefor you cannot penetrate it with the 4 inch hard purple headed yogurt slinger you are sporting.
by Tweeder_27 November 19, 2015
The detailed conversation that you had that gets wiped clean from short term memory due to repeated ingestion alcohol.
An overly ambitious boast that doesn't get executed because of ten times distilled potato juice.
An overly ambitious boast that doesn't get executed because of ten times distilled potato juice.
Can't believe Emily didn't remember she could pick your mom up from the airport on Saturday I guess it was just Vodka Talk.
You'll never do a stand-up Kathleen it's just Vodka Talk.
You'll never do a stand-up Kathleen it's just Vodka Talk.
by Kat'O9 November 19, 2022