Tijuana Back Massage

The act of sitting on anothers back with speaded ass cheeks while delivering a devastating fart.

I just snuck into Daves' room and gave him the Tijuana Back Massage of his life. He's probablly going to need to shower.

by Aus151 July 20, 2010

Tijuana Tuck and Roll

Sex change operation per ZZ Top "Zipper Job". Usually from a man to a woman.

Hey- did you hear that Sylvester got a Tijuana Tuck and Roll? Now he has to use the ladies room!

by Habbie October 1, 2007

Tijuana Air Raid

An occasion where an airborne individual proceeds to drop a deuce mid-flight.

Due to a "Tijuana Air Raid" the public pool will be closed until further notice.

by Tijuana Fighter Pilot October 21, 2010

Tijuana License Plate

Tattoo right above the ass crack. On older Women you can additionally add a joke about the "Tags" being out of date.

Dude, you catch that? That chick had an excellent Tijuana License Plate!

by HowieD December 23, 2007

Tijuana Hood Smasher

The result of a drunken night in Mexico, A girl so ugly you are willing to jump out of a second story window onto a cars hood to get the fuck away from her.

Last night I had me a Tijuana Hood Smasher! Jesus titty fucking christ I think I broke my ankle!

by turdchaser March 18, 2008

TIJUANA BROWN TROUT

FLOATING PIECE OF HUMAN WASTE IN A PUBLIC SWIMMING POOL...USUALLY RATHER LARGE LOAD

I JUMPED OFF THE DIVING BOARD ONLY TO LAND ON SOMEONES TIJUANA BROWN TROUT

by KLOPPMAFIA January 15, 2009

Tijuana Alarm Clock

When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.

I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.

by ZarkinFrood August 1, 2009