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A Poke and a Prayer

The act of taking a large dick without anal douching before hand.
Omg he got with a guy with big meat without douching before hand. It was a poke and a prayer.
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Crocodile Prayer

A particularly intentional effort by someone religious to express very publicly and loudly their intention to "pray" for their opposition/target of their aggression in a disingenuous attempt to appear righteous
"I will pray for you so that the lord may save you from yourself" = a crocodile prayer

-insert any aggressive or faked expression of religious faith driven wording to use their religion against others-
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Luciferian's Prayer: "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"

Luciferian's Prayer: "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"
Luciferian's Prayer: "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}.
Person 1: Are you addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Vagisil's Versions of Spartan Prayers (Catholicism): The First Juvenile Release
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Concepts of Thoughts and Prayers

A sarcastic quip usually made by American liberals and those on the left side of the political spectrum to ridicule Trump supporters and MAGA loyalists suffering from misfortune as a result of their vote. It's a reference to the second 2024 Presidential Debate, wherein Donald Trump claimed he had "concepts of a plan" to replace The Affordable Care Act, despite having planned to abolish it for more than 8 years.
"Every Florida House Republican votes against extending FEMA funding"
Well, concepts of thoughts and prayers for Florida.

"These tariffs jacking up prices are gonna kill me! I voted to deport all the migrants and keep men out of women's restrooms, not this!"
I'm sorry, my concepts of thoughts and prayers go out to you.
by NuNu Boo Boo April 6, 2025
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