garlic spread

Having sex with garlic bread and/or having garlic bread present in the bedroom.

"Took my old lady home and had a garlic spread last night. It was both awesome and delicious."

by ThurgoodMarshall March 23, 2016

Garlic-Breadaboo

An allosexual person who is obsessed with asexual culture (garlic bread, cake, dragons, etc.)

Person 1: Garlic bread is better than sex
Peron 2: are you asexual?
Person 1: no i'm just a Garlic-Breadaboo

by Jaiden Animations March 29, 2023

GARLIC NAAN

Garlic Naan is an acronym for Gravy Amazing Ridiculously Luxuriously Inexplicably Charming Notoriously Alluring & Appealing Aon-stop

I can't wait to get home tonight and climb into a bath of Garlic Naan.

by Danjay23 June 18, 2021

Garlic Nut

When you take your date out to Olive Garden more than 3 times in a week and then cum in their mouth.

Ben treated me to a Garlic Nut last week

by Dropflux September 15, 2021

The Garlic

A Polish slang for Jew or Jews.

Person 1: My boss wont let the company get warm water.

Person 2: Haha, typical Garlic.

Person 1: Yeah, The Garlic are too cheap to buy anything.

by polockpride4eva November 09, 2006

Garlic Gooch

What happens when an Italian chick doesn't wash her hands before masturbating after making pasta sauce all day

"Ey, I was about to give-a yo sister a tongue-a bashing, but-a she has-a the Garlic Gooch"

by GaryTheHairyScaryMan December 02, 2017

Garlic Bread Slut

A slut who loves garlic bread.

Corinna can't stop eating garlic bread, she's a garlic bread slut.

by bigballermax February 27, 2024