phantom floater

Someone who takes a huge shit and leaves it for the next person to see.

I went to use the restroom only to find a huge chocolate hot dog in the toilet, I think it was the phantom floater.

by Rbomb04 December 19, 2014

Floater

An individual who "floats" between house parties, regardless of whether or not you know them.

Dude some floater just joined our room!

by Oaf daddy January 15, 2017

Arctic Floater

When you shit on someone's chest then cum on top of it.

She said she was freaky, so I gave her an Arctic Floater, then she cried.

by Alaskan Hodge May 7, 2024

its a floater

that one random ass meme that nobody likes and it sounds like a "thats our little comedian" person lookin ahh

Parents: Look it's floating
The annoying ass kid: Its a floater!!!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Floater

Social floaters are middle school age, high school age, college age people, and even sometimes full adults who don't fully belong in a set group. They come in many types and can be rather diverse. They tend to drift between individual groups in search of a place to belong or happily befriend people from all kinds of groups. They can be popular or rather hidden, the defining trait is that they don't stick around with just one group or seem to exist devoid of a group.

There's no universal trait to floaters other than the lack of a solid inter-connected friend group. Some may have severe anxiety and that may be the cause of their situation or others may be perfectly content and marching to the beat of their own drum.

Jack's a floater. He's sat at five different lunch tables this month.

by goreking October 29, 2020

Fat floaters

When your ankles are so fat that your bones grind together

My fat floaters is so bad that I can’t run

by User77 October 22, 2018

Floater-Holder

Dookie-filled panties.

Underpants are only considered Floater-Holders after being filled with floaters (dookie).

Floater should be pronounced to rhyme with "Holder"(Flolder-Holder - 'L' is silent).

Cuh 1: Dude, are you re-wearing your floater-holders today?
Cuh 2: Yeah dude. Are you?
Cuh 1: Yeah! Your mom took these off me last night.

by JackBlackthethird November 17, 2023