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Texan molomute

The act of of a male plugging the females nostrils with urine, followed by the female vomiting in the male's asshole.
Oh I gave Becky the good old’ Texan Molomute last night!
by alex tokkaris December 5, 2025
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Texan Tickling

When a man inserts his penis into a woman via oral, vaginal or anal and the woman tightens whatever its in and then sticks a vibrater in there and they vibrate until they pass out
Me and Jenna do texan tickling with eachother every night and we love it
by Jefferylittle June 18, 2024
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Texan BBQ Sprinkler

The act of eating an absurd amount of spicy BBQ food with absolutely no fibre, and then filling the anus with BBQ sauce just be shitting it all out over a person or group of people.
Bro last night was amazing, this girl gave the whole team a Texan BBQ Sprinkler
by Jesus_has_risen_bbg May 18, 2025
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Dirty Texan

The act of defecating while receiving falashio and simultaneously eating a large steak.
I was in a rush getting out of the house yesterday but I was starving, horny and had to take a big wet shit so I asked her for a quick Dirty Texan for the sake of time.
by phiish_stiicks May 12, 2023
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Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.
Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.
by Nat R. September 6, 2023
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Texan waffle

A Texan Waffle is to cum onto anyone while shitting agresivly to assert dominance
I just pulled a Texan Waffle on my teacher
by Ajsbejctdbevuctjdld April 12, 2024
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