Tardising

When the set can't physically match up with the model or exterior set in anyway.

Those smuggler holds on the millennium falcon are totally tardising theirs like only an inch or two under those floors

by Mike Colt June 16, 2025

Turdling tardis

When 2 people are doing anal and the the fellow giving it pulls out and the fellow on the receiving end shits a bit and the turds look like animal crackers.

Step Sis: "Step bro, what are you doing?!"
Step Bro: *pulls out*
Step Sis: *falls and hits head* UNGH! I j-just cronged...

Step Bro: "Mmm... Your turds like animal cwackers... UwU lemme eat! Nya! Holy shit did you turdling tardis!"
Step Sis: "Pass me some!"

ellipses... FUCK YOU!

by Spicytoots2012 May 22, 2020

Dirty Taris

When you sexy girlfriend gets super turned on and wants you to rub her pussy from outside her pants while your kissing her neck and pulling her hair..then put her in your favourite position pushing every inch as deep as you can until you cum

Bro I had an awesome night last night .. she was so down and let me do a dirty tarish

by Well I guess 1234 January 31, 2021

Whitetrash Tardis

A heavy dose of LSD, combined with a hit of adderall on the comedown.

Aquarius: Can't believe I romanticized the hippie speedball after not being able to have coffee for so long and now it's got me feeling like a quirked up white boy goated with the sauce.

Weasel: I can do you one better. A heavy dose of LSD, but hit some adderall on the back-end. I call it the Whitetrash Tardis.

by TrashGoblin April 3, 2022