Tesla

What happens when you combine overconfidence and daddy’s money

Did you hear about that EV that exploded?
Lemme guess, Tesla?
Yep

by Cryo311 March 21, 2023

Tesla Semi

The kind of erection you get as the Tesla stock price drops

Stock dropped 15% today, gave me a nice Tesla Semi

by Gains Train March 31, 2025

Tesla barbecue

A number of Tesla cars at the same location on fire. E.g at a parking lot or car dealership.

"Hey guys, there's a Tesla barbecue at the parking lot"

by hylleLXIX April 2, 2025

Tesla-tosterone

Tesla-tostrone (noun)
A god-tier male hormone that bypasses dating and goes straight to “Let’s repopulate and colonize Mars.”

She thought it was a casual date until he pulled out a star map and said, ‘We need to secure humanity’s future.’ The Tesla-tosterone was off the charts.

by Burt Cutler April 22, 2025

Nikola Tesla, nikUola teSla, nikolA teslA

Nikola Tesla, nikUola teSla, nikolA teslA

Nikola Tesla, nikUola teSla, nikolA teslA

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

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