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Tesla

Tesla last name of the world's greatest inventor, Nikola Tesla, with 1 200 patents to his name, a world record. Nikola Tesla changed the world by inventing A/C current, Radar, Robotics, Fluorescent light bulb, Radio, Rotating Electro Magnetic field, X-Ray and many more. You should read more about him.
Hey! Who is the smartest person in the world?
Nikola Tesla!
by mahesh.3654745 December 30, 2019
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Tesla

Teslas are Ugly, 30 minutes to charge, Bad quality electric cars made by Elon Musk, Also They Can Explode. (like in the image) And Theres now tesla lightshows and crap.
Person 1: Look At My New Tesla Model X!
Person 2: That was kinda a bad idea?
Person 1: ITS NOT, ITS GOOD FOR THE EARTH AND HAS GOOD TECH IN IT!
Person 2: Yeah but then explain when the screen digitizer fails when its in D gear.
Person 1: I CAN STILL DRIVE IT TO A REPAIR SHOP
Person 2: Then what happens if if the repair price if the price is too much or the repair shop is very far away?
by anhandle123 December 8, 2023
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Tesla-sweats

When you received the first down payment from your bank on your brand new Tesla Model Y, and you look at your newborn and think: "Fuck, I shouldn't have bought those shorts from Amundsen".
"Sorry I can't join the julebord at Statholdergaarden because I have the Tesla-sweats"
by Otto Huan October 20, 2021
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Tesla driver

Rich pricks who can’t get through a single conversation without mentioning the fact that they own a Tesla. They are also willing to spend 5k to wrap their car the color that most cars come in.
Hi what’s your name.

I drive an ev

You must be a Tesla driver
by MichaelHicks May 20, 2024
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Tesla Taser

A game, similar to punch buggy, where you “taser” someone when you see a Tesla vehicle by giving them a little pinch and making a bzzz sound.

Game was invented in June 2022 in Sacramento, CA, USA by friends Lefty, Dick and Gail and has been spreading to different cities and towns ever since.
He spotted 3 Teslas in a row and zapped me for all of them. He was kicking my butt in Tesla Taser.
by abeyxrose January 27, 2025
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Tesla

A shitty car that everyone treats like the future
That Tesla's roof just flew off on the freeway!
by TiananmenSquared March 26, 2021
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