stale toast

A dwarf

Person 1: Nathan is such a dwarf piece of stale toast
Person 2: Yes

by AlfredoWNL September 18, 2021

stale boner

a boner that looks and feels fine to anyone but you
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning

she didn't notice my stale boner, so we did it anyway

by fghj8889999 June 21, 2021

The stale snicker

When a man or woman takes a shit and then freezes it . Then uses the frozen turd as a dildo

Dude That chick let me give her a the stale snicker last night

by Theasspunisher May 3, 2022

stale queef

A backed up p**** fart, that b**** needs a douching,

"Stale queef" now that there is a stale p**** fart it could use a good douching right there, holy p**** fart, hey ledouche,

by Stale Queef November 19, 2020

Stale

A word used to describe a person or situation that is negative towards you

Alex: I can’t come tonight boys my mum is making me stay in

Harvey: that’s stale

by GoCreatureMode February 9, 2021

Stale

A word used to describe a bad situation or someone who may give off negative vibes

Lawson: I can’t come chill bean tonight my mum is making me stay in
Boys: that’s stale

by GoCreatureMode February 9, 2021

stale tea

Originating from the Indonesian slang term "teh basi" with this same meaning, "stale tea" refers to the smell that is emitted / radiated in a room where someone (usually male) has just masturbated there.

After he left the room, all I could smell was that unmistakable aroma of stale tea—definitely a sign he had been enjoying some alone time whilst masturbating.

by Emotional Cruiser September 1, 2025