stale toast

Person 1: Nathan is such a dwarf piece of stale toast
Person 2: Yes

by AlfredoWNL September 18, 2021

stale tomato

When you get invited to a party at a coworkers house and they can't stop throwing out inappropriate innuendo.

Wow that was a stale tomato at Mel's apartment last night.

by Sq2woot November 10, 2017

your only meal once a month

mum: here darling here’s your roast dinner
you: what about me mum?
mum: i suppose we can give you some stale bread

by Katie yEeYeE December 3, 2019

When a man or woman takes a shit and then freezes it . Then uses the frozen turd as a dildo

by Theasspunisher May 4, 2022