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spiderman that hoe

when a guy is fucking someone without a condom and does the withdrawal method, and he jacks himself off to finish and flings the cum at the girl, preferably in her face, while doing the spiderman hand sign.
we don't superman no mo, we just SPIDERMAN THAT HOE
by chingaling October 15, 2007
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Spiderman Wank

When You Masterbate, Come In Your Hand And Throw It In Someones Face! SHOUT SPIDERMAN! ;')
I Will Spiderman Wank You In Your Sleep ;)
by GGG OBJ June 3, 2009
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spiderman dat hoe

a sexual act similar to superman dat hoe. When your woman wont get down with you, you wait until she is asleep and cum in her hand. Then, stick her hand someplace: her face, the pillow, the bedside table, etc. When she wakes up, she'll seem like spiderman!
she wouldn't put out, so i had to spiderman dat hoe last night. bitch woke up with the alarm clock stuck to her hand!
by Colin K November 21, 2007
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Spiderman Dat Hoe

When you jack off on dat hoe
and then throw it on her
like Spiderman throws his web.
He said Spiderman Dat Hoe with your Silver Surfer.
by Webslinging Gangsta October 25, 2007
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spiderman porn

Ever since I was a kid, I have had an increasing attraction to Spider-Man's domination. I realiseI realize this is because my suppressed dictation to Spiderman's massive cock I realisedoh awesome and powerful I went on pornhubI realize this is because my suppressed dictation to Spiderman's massive cock hey oh awesome and powerful I went on
Spidey ur rectum is large. Spiderman porn ftw
by Horny Panda September 18, 2016
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Spiderman vs Venom

When a guy pulls a spiderman on you and smacks jizz on ur face, you take the jizz off ur face and smack it back in his eyes!
I totally did spiderman vs venom on that asshole...then kicked him in the nutts!
by Annapoops December 30, 2017
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Spiderman 3

VERB (To Do A Spiderman 3)
1: To do a silly dance along a main street in a heavy populated city in front of a crowd of confused onlookers who cannot hear your background music.
2: To do something so unashamedly cringey that it comes back around to being awesome again.
1: "Derek is such a wildcard, I heard he'll do a spiderman 3 if you just ask him politely."

2: "Peter Parker's Dance at the end of Spiderman 3, is such a Spiderman 3"
by Spiderek 3 April 22, 2021
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