Sloppy Caterpillar

When a particularly ugly girl tries to give you a hand-job while you're soft /without boner. This usually doesn't result in ejaculation, and when it does it hurts like a burning hell. Usually done against the man's will.

That ugly bitch gave me a sloppy caterpillar!

by proudyellowman March 28, 2011

Sloppy Snoopy

When three men gangband a dog. First man puts his distorted testicles in the dogs mouth, second goes in the anal cavity and the third goes into the urethra.

Billy, chad, Jacob have my pet Harry a sloppy snoopy.

by Fatman joe October 11, 2018

Sloppy Plops

Poop of a watery nature. Not very firm crap.

"Christ on a bike! That sloppy plops I just had felt like I was pissing out of my arse."

by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005

sloppy turkey

When a juice head burns his ball sack on a tanning bed after a sweaty workout and then proceeds to face fuck a bar slut causing his bright red testicles to repeatedly slap her in the chin much like the woddle of a turkey. (Can you say gobble gobble)

After a strenuous work out Dominic went to the nearest college town bar looking for a skanky bitch to give him a sloppy turkey.

by art-officials April 10, 2015

sloppy pippin

Sticky mess created by the inability to supress an ultra violent orgasm

When you go for the Jersey turnpike, and she closes the entrance ramp, resulting in a dirty sanchez, and maybe a pearl necklace(optional) thus creating a Sloppy Pippin

by Evilelf March 27, 2004

Sloppy boot

A washed up- been around every block- ho; leaving her goods blown out like a sloppy boot.
A loose goose.

I could park a semi in there sideways! Parker was right, she is a sloppy boot.

by Deputy Red August 21, 2017

Sloppy Toppy

A sloppy blow job, usually caused by gagging on the male sex organ.

Guy 1: Why didnt you answer the door? I kept knocking and knocking and no answer.
Guy 2: my bad bro but i was getting some sloppy toppy.
Guy 1: oh shit, why didn't you say so.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021