by LuckyLewk July 23, 2004
Someone who does nothing all day but play video games and has a large collection of ROCKSTAR energy drink cans perfectly organized in a row across there table hoping one day a girl will walk in and think that he is a rock star because he drinks it.
"Jake is suck a rockstar wannabe, all he does is play video games and drink rockstar, I think he thinks he is cool ?"
" Yeah, Im a real rockstar, dont believe me look at the cans "
" Yeah, Im a real rockstar, dont believe me look at the cans "
by Chris-Devil November 20, 2008
The act of simultaneously blacking-out from excessive alcohol and falling off a NYC fire escape; To complete the landing, one must hold onto the last available handle bar before death is imminent. To quantify as a “Rockstar”, one must climb up the fire escape and proceed to lay pipe in the star struck female. To not seal the deal only quantifies as a “Pop Star” Landing.
Skeet!!! Did you see that Rockstar Landing? It looked like he was gonna be laid out, now it appears he's just gonna get laid!
by Crazy Chris L June 08, 2005
by saintsmc June 09, 2021
The closest parking spot to your destination. Rockstar Parking spots are usually very hard to claim, as someone else most likely got there before you.
by rbw0002 July 30, 2015
go to harleston, call someone a rockstar and they will stab you . . . why??? because it can be used as a form of insult and describes someone who gigs at the rec in harleston for the fame, money and prospect of getting laid arterwards. NEVER CALL SOMEONE WITH MUSICAL TALENT A ROCKSTAR, THEY WILL NOT BE BEST PLEASED.
by nicole January 27, 2005
The first shower after a long camping trip or dirty period, usually lasting more then 15 minutes a Rockstar shower can also describe the greatest shower you have ever taken. You can't be a Rockstar forever, but you can have your 15 minutes of fame.
Paul just got home from burning man, and is now taking a Rockstar shower.
Dude, that was definitely a Rockstar shower.
Dude, that was definitely a Rockstar shower.
by N0Nlethal September 15, 2009