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road to grambys

a funny game where a funny idiot who shits himself drives a funny car to get to a funny house with a funny skinless woman for a funny ending.
road to grambys is funny.
by fucktard529 February 13, 2022
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Road fashioned

The road fashioned is an old fashioned made on the road (hotel or camping) sometimes with abridged or exotic ingredients but, staying true to the original bourbon recipe as the road allows
Holed up in the hotel, I made a road fashioned and relaxed.
by 45.mike.mike May 17, 2021
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Road Meat

A derogatory term for a groupie, describing them as nothing more than easy sex for traveling musicians, actors, athletes, etc.
She acts like they have this special relationship but she doesn't seem to understand that she's nothing more than road meat to him.
by leo3375 March 2, 2009
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road queen

Road queen is a nice truck usually lifted with big tires but has a pussy driver who never takes it off the road where it belongs
Jake has a badass lifted duramax but they said it's just a road queen
by liftedduramax September 23, 2013
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Road Stranded

When a person is about to cross the road and all of their friends go but they have to stop for a car and are left behind.
Someone is left on the other side of the road;
"Unlucky, you just got road stranded" says one of their friends. They then cross the road and have to run to catch up.
by THE JOLF October 16, 2009
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Road Cop

a small device, usually kept under the drivers seat, or between the seat and the door, used for serving street justice... often a small, t-ball bat, or a crowbar, as neither item are technically illegal
while driving, someone cut me off, so i used my Road Cop to inflict some Street Justice
by -weezl- April 4, 2010
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Rainbow Road

That one road on MarioKart that is impossible to complete because people push you off, you fall in the holes, a blue turtle shell is thrown at you, and other stuff. You get last like every time, and there's always that one friend that likes it. That friend is an idiot. The only way you can actually progress is if you get a bullet bill because you're in last. That Lakitu guy always has to pick you up and depending on which version of MarioKart you are playing, he takes 3 coins away. He's a jerk. You were already in last and now he takes the coins that make you go faster, and he takes his time picking you up because he probably finds amusement in it. Lakitu has no friends. Also, it's that road where getting Star Power sucks. Now you're going TOO fast and you die. You always try to jump the holes with your mushroom. But you can't. Because your fellow competitors are massive jerks and make you fail. If you're playing Grand Prix, this is the road that will make sure you don't win. If you manage to succeed in first place, tweet it at me. @MiguelAnimates. I won't get any, though. Because you will fail. Like always.
by Xion X May 21, 2017
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