A backwoods inbred bitch with an unfortunate episiotomy-like defect derived from having mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle/son/daughter/dog fucking parents. they can never have just anal or just vaginal sex in their life only both at the same time. Talk about truffle butter!
She was a louisiana pooter cooter just like her sister mother, churned some thick and sick truffle butter out of that bitch!
by Gandolf staff September 10, 2016
Get the Louisiana pooter cootermug. A slang for the line of skin that goes from the back of a man's ball sac to his butthole. Also known as the perenium.
by C.M.S. April 28, 2005
Get the pooter-stitcher-uppermug. When a guy coughs up a loogie into a girls vagina while eating her out. Her pussy then becomes a mucas infested pussy also known as a loogie pooter. It's disgusting.
by Matt Shaffer September 14, 2008
Get the Loogie Pootermug. by camycamsdf June 11, 2019
Get the pootermug. A dog dragging its behind on the grass. Also a downer or extremely pessimistic individual in a group.
Everyone wanted to go to the movies Friday night, Dave would not stop complaining how horrible it would be. He was being a pooter scooter.
by Asaya October 24, 2018
Get the Pooter scootermug. by PootfulPride May 14, 2022
Get the Pootermug. when you go on a first date and the dude got some crust on his socks but its very specific crust if you know what I mean t
by ducklips69 February 28, 2020
Get the pootermug.