A backwoods inbred bitch with an unfortunate episiotomy-like defect derived from having mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle/son/daughter/dog fucking parents. they can never have just anal or just vaginal sex in their life only both at the same time. Talk about truffle butter!
She was a louisiana pooter cooter just like her sister mother, churned some thick and sick truffle butter out of that bitch!
by Gandolf staff September 10, 2016

A slang for the line of skin that goes from the back of a man's ball sac to his butthole. Also known as the perenium.
by C.M.S. April 28, 2005

When a guy coughs up a loogie into a girls vagina while eating her out. Her pussy then becomes a mucas infested pussy also known as a loogie pooter. It's disgusting.
by Matt Shaffer September 14, 2008

by EzioReilly December 20, 2014

A slang word for a penis. Synonymous with schlong, ding ding, Wang, cock, etc.
I haven't heard many people use it that way but it was used in my childhood home.
I haven't heard many people use it that way but it was used in my childhood home.
by Squonkaholic February 23, 2019

by OtgDee October 22, 2019

kid: *ffft*
mom: honey, did you just pooter wooter?
kid: sorry, mom *blush*
mom: youre excused... *waves hand in front of nose*
mom: honey, did you just pooter wooter?
kid: sorry, mom *blush*
mom: youre excused... *waves hand in front of nose*
by bcritters August 4, 2011
