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Louisiana pooter cooter

A backwoods inbred bitch with an unfortunate episiotomy-like defect derived from having mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle/son/daughter/dog fucking parents. they can never have just anal or just vaginal sex in their life only both at the same time. Talk about truffle butter!
She was a louisiana pooter cooter just like her sister mother, churned some thick and sick truffle butter out of that bitch!
by Gandolf staff September 10, 2016
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pooter-stitcher-upper

A slang for the line of skin that goes from the back of a man's ball sac to his butthole. Also known as the perenium.
He giggled with excitement as his lover licked down his pooter-stitcher-upper.
by C.M.S. April 28, 2005
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Loogie Pooter

A mucas infested pussy, or a loogie filled vagina.
When a guy coughs up a loogie into a girls vagina while eating her out. Her pussy then becomes a mucas infested pussy also known as a loogie pooter. It's disgusting.
by Matt Shaffer September 14, 2008
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Pooter Slut

A girl who farts out of the vagina while having sex.
Emily is such a pooter slut! She farted so many times!
by EzioReilly December 20, 2014
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Pooter

A slang word for a penis. Synonymous with schlong, ding ding, Wang, cock, etc.

I haven't heard many people use it that way but it was used in my childhood home.
Harry Potter whipped out his hairy pooter and showed the doctor his hog warts.
by Squonkaholic February 23, 2019
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Pooter

A sexy ass nigga named D'Ovionne aka Dee aka Posted aka Mr. Stealyogirl
omg look girl there go Pooter fine ass
by OtgDee October 22, 2019
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pooter wooter

a very brief poot.
a short fart
kid: *ffft*
mom: honey, did you just pooter wooter?
kid: sorry, mom *blush*
mom: youre excused... *waves hand in front of nose*
by bcritters August 4, 2011
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