Roy High Parking Lot

The worst highschool parking lot ever created. it is full of idiots who can't park, Who needs parking stalls when you can make your own. One way signs? who reads them! The student body is comparable to the average chimpanzee but the only difference is we have drivers licenses, and the men have more hair and smell worse.

ive met some rocks that are smarter than the average roy high parking lot user

by SuperSwampyBooty January 26, 2021

Dangling Participle

An exposed penis, generally used when an exposed dick is seen in public.

"Did you see that dude's dangling participle?"
"Yeah."
"What kind of church is this again?"

by Bleepbloopblorpblip April 9, 2012

Porn Star Parking

Sometimes considered the best parking spot in the lot. Typically, this spot is just outside of the main entrance to the place that you are visiting.

Arguably the same spot as "Rock Star" parking.

Marty: "Whoa, Andy, you must have been here at the crack of dawn."
Andy: "Yeah. How'd you know?"
Marty: "I rolled in and noticed that you have Porn Star Parking."

by Simon Jethro June 26, 2006

Participation Trophy Wife

A "trophy wife" in the sense that we now live in a society where everyone gets a trophy. She's certainly not first, second, or even third place.

She is not even close to hot enough to be called a trophy wife - at best she's a participation trophy wife.

by NachoLibreAZ May 5, 2014

partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage

The best drinks at Krusty Burger. Also called "shakes" at "McDonalds".

"Hey, I heard they put a new McDonalds in down the street. Yeah, they have them same things as Krusty Burger, like these Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-dairy Gum-based Beverages. Except they don't call them that. No, they call them 'shakes'."

by Harvey January 6, 2004

Parking Lot Pimpin

Rolling in the parking lot with your tight ass ride. Trying to show off and pick up some hoes.

We were parking lot pimpin in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

by Quazimoto June 5, 2003

partial abortion

A type of abortion where the living baby is taken partly out of the womb before it is legally killed by the deliverer. Basically partial abortions allow insane women to change their mind even at the last second before it officially becomes murder.

I didn't vote for John Kerry because he supports partial abortions.

by Alfie The Horndog August 7, 2005