Prayer

The method Christians use to communicate with God. Prayer can be used to give thanks, ask for things, or gain insight from God.

As a Christian, it is important to engage in prayer often, so you are not disconnected from God.

by dangdxn September 9, 2025

Call To Prayer

The physical interaction between a muslim and an unsuspecting goat that is audibly transmitted over a loudspeaker several times a day

Hearing the call to prayer makes me wish I was deaf

by ULTRAMAGA November 5, 2025

FaceBook Prayers

For when you ask for something in facebook to do something or someone to give you something.

Yesterday I asked for like buttons on comments! Now they do! My facebook prayers have been answered!!

by UDissoooepical June 19, 2010

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

A Croatian's Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Croatian's Prayer

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

the single prayer.

When you are sexually aroused.

Person 1: Hey...are you sexually aroused often?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are the single prayer.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 6, 2025