An orphan is where your ass is so sweaty that you can't get enough traction with your dry fingers to complete the wipe. The toilet paper just hangs there stuck to your ass. You'll need to get more toilet paper to rescue the dangler.
My swamp ass took me by surprise. I went to wipe, but when I brought the toilet paper to eye level to check for blood, it was MIA. Had to grab another ream to rescue the orphan. Sweet Jesus, I hope the toilet doesn't back up.
by Shart Enthusiast May 24, 2016
Get the Orphanmug. something frowned upon by anyone named technoblade. they must be dropkicked, murdered, and kidnapped in the most cruel sense. if they attempt to fight back, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
“911 what’s your emergency?”
“I’ve been kidnapped by technoblade!”
…
“sir, why did you drop kick this child?”
“I drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE”
an orphan is a child whose parents have tragically died
“I’ve been kidnapped by technoblade!”
…
“sir, why did you drop kick this child?”
“I drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE”
an orphan is a child whose parents have tragically died
by wherearetheaskers April 28, 2021
Get the orphanmug. Verb: To leave behind, dump, never return for; an unwanted person or thing, to be forgotten
Noun: Orphanation
Synonyms: orphan, orphaningly
Noun: Orphanation
Synonyms: orphan, orphaningly
by The Goat Herder December 29, 2020
Get the Orphanatedmug. by childeater68419 January 3, 2022
Get the Orphanmug. These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before.
I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor
I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor
by Some Guy With No Specific Name March 9, 2023
Get the Orphan Tearsmug. TECHNOBLADE IS GOD TECHNOBLADE SHIT MAN YESSS I LIKE YO STAB ORPHAN HEHE you can fucking say this any fucking time and nobody ducking will fucking care for fucks sake
by Axolotl0lp0 October 30, 2021
Get the i stab orphan hehemug.