Bloody Monday

noun; The timing of any sexual act with a woman who is menstruating.

Her: We cant have sex, I'm on my period.
Him: Sweet! I love Bloody Mondays
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Her: If you wanna fuck me without protection, it needs to be on a Bloody Monday.

by Benjamin Gunsmith August 31, 2018

Mush Monday

First day of the work week after excessive partying, resulting in a clouded or confused physiological state of mush brain. Typically there are increased instances of absenteeism or little to no productivity on a Mush Monday

Chris grab me another beer!!! I have already called in sick for work tomorrow. There is really no sense in going. After 48 hours of drinking it would just be another Mush Monday.

by somechic July 27, 2009

Monday After

The Monday that you go to school after doing somthing embarrassing or stupid over the weekend.

Her head was hung down in shame the Monday after.

by bvcheerchick1 April 2, 2011

Monday detective

When you have to piece together what's happened over the weekend because you were too drunk to remember.

Me: How drunk was I last night?
Friend: So drunk you held up my cat and screamed "SIMBAAAAA"
Me: Man I am sick of playing Monday detective.

by specialkk47 December 5, 2011

Woo Monday

A phrase coined Robert Taylor and Jono Pryor from the Rock 90.2fm in New Zealand.

This phrase is used to create a sense of excitement about the much maligned day of the week know as Monday.

DJ: What do you like about Monday?
Caller: Woo Monday.

DJ: :)

by Rock listener June 9, 2011

Monday Mode

The mindset of a middle-schooler (or anyone, really) on a Monday (A.K.A. dead inside) Usually is apparent when someone says something stupid on a Monday.

"Sorry, I'm in Monday Mode."

by nagoL52105 January 7, 2019

margarita monday

The tradition of having a party every monday night in preparation of preparing for Tipsy Tuesday and a common cure for Office Space's "case of the mondays."

Margarita Mondays, The best way to forget Monday ever happened.

by hydrosan March 30, 2010