Woo Monday

A phrase coined Robert Taylor and Jono Pryor from the Rock 90.2fm in New Zealand.

This phrase is used to create a sense of excitement about the much maligned day of the week know as Monday.
DJ: What do you like about Monday?
Caller: Woo Monday.

DJ: :)
by Rock listener May 16, 2011
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margarita monday

The tradition of having a party every monday night in preparation of preparing for Tipsy Tuesday and a common cure for Office Space's "case of the mondays."
Margarita Mondays, The best way to forget Monday ever happened.
by hydrosan March 30, 2010
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Bloody Monday

noun; The timing of any sexual act with a woman who is menstruating.
Her: We cant have sex, I'm on my period.
Him: Sweet! I love Bloody Mondays
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Her: If you wanna fuck me without protection, it needs to be on a Bloody Monday.
by Benjamin Gunsmith August 31, 2018
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Monday detective

When you have to piece together what's happened over the weekend because you were too drunk to remember.
Me: How drunk was I last night?
Friend: So drunk you held up my cat and screamed "SIMBAAAAA"
Me: Man I am sick of playing Monday detective.
by specialkk47 December 05, 2011
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Easter Monday

A jewish holiday in which jewish people go to Walmart or any other store that sells candy and buys the discounted easter candy
Did you see the Jews at Walmart buying the left over easter candy on Easter Monday?
by BigBoy69 April 06, 2015
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Monday Mudslide

The diarrhea which usually follows a weekend of drinking and poor eating. Often not painful, but rather extremely relieving and requiring of multiple flushes to fully dispose of.
Boss: "Late to work on a Monday again Phil?"
Me: "Sorry but I had a Monday mudslide and my girlfriend threatened to break up with me if didn't clean the bowl afterward."

Culver's drive thru girl: "Hi welcome to Culver's, would you like to try our flavor of the day Monday Mudslide?"
Me: "I already had one this morning so no thanks but I'll take a hot fudge sundae"
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J July 18, 2011
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Red Monday

The monday of a long weekend where a work emergency causes you to work that monday instead having a long weekend.
Awww man, the website is crashed and burned, I'm going to have to work since Memorial day just turned into red monday.
by dqb18 May 21, 2014
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