Mark

Guys named Mark usually drive a big truck, have a small dick, and have problems with premature ejaculation.

"I waved at a guy in a Cummins earlier and he instantly jizzed himself."
"I bet his name is mark..."

by Dartanion December 31, 2016

Mark

Used at the end of a sentence to express sarcasm of what was just said.

Sure, I'd love to come to your show. Mark.

by MaxFuckingRules September 9, 2006

Mark

Creepy creepy little sad man that wants to get with overweight women and women that are taken. One that has no life and is WEIRD. Pervert that wears sweats to class.

"Look at that guy over there."
" Ew, he is creepy, sitting there in sweats, looking at porn in class!"
"He is sooo a Mark!"

by Such A Bitch February 2, 2010

Mark

idiot

His drunken behaviour is a disgrace
Yes, he’s doing a Mark

by Exasperated May 4, 2019

Mark

Mark is the type of guy you what to be friends with he will may happy when sad he will lift you up when down but most of all he is a lover a friend and some one you want to be friends with hel will go the extra mile for you but most of all he i one of the best people to meet

boy1: who is that?
boy2:thats just Mark the new kid hes pretty cool
boy3:mabey we can be his friends
boy1:but hes to popular
boy2:didnt you just say hes new

girl1:hes so cute!
girl2:who?
girl1:the new kid Mark.
girl3:to late hes my boyfriend
girl1:how?!?
girl3:we dated at our last school
girl2:no fair. :(

by Nate831 March 7, 2018

Mark

He can be a bitch at most times but is a straight up dick

Hey look it’s a mark

by Funnnyguy56 August 24, 2019

Mark

A very moody character very quick to end conversations.Can be very nice sometimes.

Hi Mark want to do something
No
K

by notme37484849 May 11, 2020