Mark

a jerk who lies & cheats on people. such a loser that people talk shit about him. a desperate child molesting jerk! who can only get it on, if you know what i mean, with little girls & boys.
M: he looks like jackie chan

T: little 4 inches
M: oh thats mark...
by dont mess with me bitch March 31, 2011
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Guys named Mark usually drive a big truck, have a small dick, and have problems with premature ejaculation.
"I waved at a guy in a Cummins earlier and he instantly jizzed himself."
"I bet his name is mark..."
by Dartanion December 31, 2016
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Used at the end of a sentence to express sarcasm of what was just said.
Sure, I'd love to come to your show. Mark.
by MaxFuckingRules July 29, 2006
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Creepy creepy little sad man that wants to get with overweight women and women that are taken. One that has no life and is WEIRD. Pervert that wears sweats to class.
"Look at that guy over there."
" Ew, he is creepy, sitting there in sweats, looking at porn in class!"
"He is sooo a Mark!"
by Such A Bitch February 02, 2010
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Mark is the type of guy you what to be friends with he will may happy when sad he will lift you up when down but most of all he is a lover a friend and some one you want to be friends with hel will go the extra mile for you but most of all he i one of the best people to meet
boy1: who is that?
boy2:thats just Mark the new kid hes pretty cool
boy3:mabey we can be his friends
boy1:but hes to popular
boy2:didnt you just say hes new

girl1:hes so cute!
girl2:who?
girl1:the new kid Mark.
girl3:to late hes my boyfriend
girl1:how?!?
girl3:we dated at our last school
girl2:no fair. :(
by Nate831 March 08, 2018
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Mark is a super swexie guy with the shiniest palest white bald head you will ever fortunately lay ur eyes on. His business inspires generations.
by <3mark March 31, 2019
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mark, you’re such a meme
by rondella February 01, 2019
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