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An absolute 10/10. Ethan Myers is tall, smart, handsome, and funny in that way that makes you laugh until your stomach hurts, the kind of funny that sneaks up on you and makes you fall in love by accident. He’s not just book-smart either; he’s the kind of intelligent that makes you question how the universe fit that much wisdom into one person.
If you ever date an Ethan Myers, congratulations, you’ve basically won the lottery. You’ll never want to let him go. You’ll plan your wedding in your head (and maybe your Notes app). You’ll imagine growing old together, probably still laughing at inside jokes and stealing his hoodies.
This is the person you want to spend forever with. The kind of love story people write songs about. He’s the kind of man you want to spend the rest of your life with- the one you look at and think, “Yeah, it’s you. It’s always been you.”
Warning: Side effects of dating Ethan Myers may include uncontrollable smiling, bragging to friends, and developing unrealistic standards for men.
Fun Fact: Scientists still can’t explain how someone can be this perfect and still humble enough to fix your light switch.
An absolute 10/10. Ethan Myers is tall, smart, handsome, and funny in that way that makes you laugh until your stomach hurts, the kind of funny that sneaks up on you and makes you fall in love by accident. He’s not just book-smart either; he’s the kind of intelligent that makes you question how the universe fit that much wisdom into one person.
If you ever date an Ethan Myers, congratulations, you’ve basically won the lottery. You’ll never want to let him go. You’ll plan your wedding in your head (and maybe your Notes app). You’ll imagine growing old together, probably still laughing at inside jokes and stealing his hoodies.
This is the person you want to spend forever with. The kind of love story people write songs about. He’s the kind of man you want to spend the rest of your life with- the one you look at and think, “Yeah, it’s you. It’s always been you.”
Warning: Side effects of dating Ethan Myers may include uncontrollable smiling, bragging to friends, and developing unrealistic standards for men.
Fun Fact: Scientists still can’t explain how someone can be this perfect and still humble enough to fix your light switch.
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Ethan Myers is the kind of person you don’t just meet, you find. Or maybe the universe sends him to you when you’ve finally learned what real love is supposed to feel like. He’s the definition of selfless. The man who would give the shirt off his back without thinking twice, who helps people not for attention, but because it’s who he is. He’s had a rough life, but you’d never know it by the way he loves. His heart is pure gold, his intentions always good, and his loyalty runs deep. He’s living proof that good men still exist.
He’s tall, handsome, and those blue eyes? They could melt glaciers. Combine that with a perfect face and a smile that could power a city, and you start to understand why hearts stop when he walks into a room. But the real magic is beneath all that in his heart, his drive, and the way he treats the people he loves.
Ethan Myers is the kind of person you don’t just meet, you find. Or maybe the universe sends him to you when you’ve finally learned what real love is supposed to feel like. He’s the definition of selfless. The man who would give the shirt off his back without thinking twice, who helps people not for attention, but because it’s who he is. He’s had a rough life, but you’d never know it by the way he loves. His heart is pure gold, his intentions always good, and his loyalty runs deep. He’s living proof that good men still exist.
He’s tall, handsome, and those blue eyes? They could melt glaciers. Combine that with a perfect face and a smile that could power a city, and you start to understand why hearts stop when he walks into a room. But the real magic is beneath all that in his heart, his drive, and the way he treats the people he loves.
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