Momming

1. The act of being a mother and the flair and style that you parent your child with.

2. Or doing something that your mother would do.

3. Or treating someone like they are your child. (Mothering them)

Oh my god Becky! Did you see that little baby girl with the "I <3 Equal Pay" onesie, sitting next to her brother in the Frida Kahlo onesie? I don't know where their mom shops, but that is "Momming" with style!

by La Supremita August 21, 2014

Momming

When someone tries to tell you how to behave assuming the responsibilities of your Mom

When reaching for my 13th beer my girlfriend said "Do you really think you need another one?" I respond with, "I sure do, quit Momming me."

by BDIV September 3, 2013

on moms

Something that 12-17 year olds say when they are trying to make something sound real

Yo bro on moms that bitch sucked my dick

by Shmuel Calories June 18, 2018

Mom

Made Of Money

Mom:do I look like I'm made of money

Kid:isn't that what mom means M-made O-of M-money

by Iheartsportz July 17, 2015

Mom

Made of Money

My son asked me if he could have some money and I said I'm not Mom

by My ninja December 8, 2014

Moms

how a young child describes his gay parents

My moms raised me since I was was hatched from an egg donor.

by j ogrady May 29, 2007

Mom

(V)The scource of all jokes,

And in an other definition..

(V,N)The womon who is the only one who loves you, and will pay attention to you.

Man: Your mommas so fat...

Mom: OMG I LOVE YOU!
person: YAY I HAVE NO FRIENDS SIDES YOU!

by Fazio December 28, 2005